Memorable Quotes from Tony Revolori

11 quotes

A Call to Protect the Grand Budapest

Zero My dear and trusted colleagues...

[Reading a letter from M. Gustave]

M. Gustave I miss you deeply as I write from the confines of my regrettable and preposterous incarceration. Until I walk amongst you again as a free man, the Grand Budapest remains in your hands, as does its impeccable reputation. Keep it spotless, and glorify it. Take extra-special care of every little bitty bit of it as if I were watching over you like a hawk with a horse-whip in its talons, because I am. Should I discover a lapse of any variety during my absence, I promise swift and merciless justice will descend upon you. A great and noble house has been placed under your protection. Tell Zero if you see any funny business.

Zero Your devoted Monsieur Gustave.

[Finishing the letter]

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Scream VI

Uncertainty in Identifying the Restaurant's Color

Jason Carvey Okay, I think I'm on Hudson. Um, what color's the outside of the restaurant?

Laura Crane I think it's red.

Jason Carvey I don't see anything red.

Laura Crane I, um, I could be wrong. Let me just, um, let me go and have a little look see.

Jason Carvey Okay. Thank you.

Laura Crane Hang on. Yep, it's definitely red.

Jason Carvey Yeah, I don't see anything red here.

Laura Crane You sure you're on Hudson?

Jason Carvey Uh...oh, crap. I'm still a block over. Oh, it looks like there's an alley I can cut through. Is the restaurant near an alley?

Laura Crane Um... Yes, yes, there is an alley.

[notices a nearby alley]

Jason Carvey Oh, perfect. Okay. I'm coming down the alley.

Laura Crane I don't see you.

Jason Carvey Wait, really? Are you sure? Uh, there's some dumpsters about halfway down.

[Laura crosses the road and walks into the alley]

Laura Crane I see them, but I don't see you.

Jason Carvey Yeah, I don't see you either. This is...creepy, right?

Laura Crane Uh, a little bit.

Jason Carvey 20th century slashers, huh?

[chuckles]

Laura Crane Yeah. Are you sure you're walking towards Hudson?

Jason Carvey I'm sure. Oh, wait! I think I see you. Can you wave?

Laura Crane Can you see me?

[waves]

Jason Carvey Uh, the person I'm looking at isn't waving. They're just staring at me.

Laura Crane Are you sure?

Jason Carvey Okay, this is weird. Uh...now they're moving towards me.

Laura Crane Are you okay?

Jason Carvey Oh, shit. He's following me.

Laura Crane I don't see anybody.

[walks straight into the alley]

Jason Carvey Oh, shit! He's after me!

Laura Crane Where are you?

Jason Carvey He's got a knife! He's got a knife!

Laura Crane What? What?

Jason Carvey And that isn't the worst part! The worst part is...

Ghostface ...you teach a class about slashers, and you still walked into a dark alley...alone.

Laura Crane That's not funny.

Ghostface Ha. No. It’s not.

[Long beat]

Ghostface Now I see something red!

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

The Decline of The Grand Budapest Hotel

M. Gustave The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun. A sad finale played, off-key, on a broken-down saloon piano in the outskirts of a forgotten ghost town. I’d rather not bear witness to such blasphemy.

Zero Me, neither.

M. Gustave The Grand Budapest has become a troop’s barracks. I shall never cross its threshold again in my lifetime.

Zero Me, neither.

M. Gustave Never again shall...

Zero Actually, I think we might be going in right now, after all.

[pointing at Dmitri]

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

Moral Responsibility and Personal Accountability

M. Gustave I'm not angry with Serge; you can't blame someone for their basic lack of moral fiber. He's a frightened little yellow-bellied coward. It's not his fault, is it?

Zero I don't know, it depends.

M. Gustave Well, you can say that about most anything, "it depends". Of course it depends.

Zero Of course it depends, of course it depends.

M. Gustave Yes, I suppose you're right; of course it depends. However, that doesn't mean I'm not going to throttle the little swamp rat.

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Scream VI

Misunderstandings Between Friends and Ghostface

Jason Carvey I'm sorry, okay? I just got massive blue balls, and I had to practice. Please don't be mad. How mad are you?

Ghostface Oh...I'm not mad, Jason.

Jason Carvey Dude, you said we wouldn't use the voice on each other.

Ghostface We said a lot of things.

Jason Carvey This is...Greg, right?

Ghostface Who else would it be?

[chuckles]

Jason Carvey Where are you? I want to tell you about it. Oh, by the way, we should go to that frat party. Tara's going.

Ghostface What was it like?

Jason Carvey Not on the phone, man. And, seriously, turn off the fucking voice modulator.

Ghostface I'm just trying to get the voice right. You got to have your practice, I get mine.

Jason Carvey Whatever.

Ghostface Just tell me what it felt like. Then maybe I'll come out.

Jason Carvey Dude, I know you're not here.

Ghostface Humor me.

Jason Carvey All right, fine. It was even better than we ever could've imagined. When the knife went in here, it's like she wasn't human anymore, just an animal. And every time it went in, she was...less and less human. And then, she was...just meat.

[chuckles]

Ghostface But she wasn't just meat, Jason. She was a person, our film professor.

Jason Carvey Yeah, well...fuck her. She gave me a C-minus on my Giallo paper.

Ghostface Is that why you killed her? Because of the C-minus? Who's next here? The grade school vice principal?

Jason Carvey You know who's next. Why are you being like this?

Ghostface Come on, Jason. How long have we known each other?

Jason Carvey You tell me.

Ghostface Eight years. We met in Junior High, in Atlanta. I just want you to tell me why you think you're doing this, in your words.

Jason Carvey We're finishing Richie's film.

Ghostface That's right. By killing Sam and Tara.

Jason Carvey Why are you fucking with me? Why won't you tell me where you are?

Ghostface Why do you keep asking me that? I already told you. I'm here. Let's play a game. Do you know Warm or Colder? Come on. Find me, and then we'll go and cut up the Carpenter sisters.

[beat]

Jason Carvey Are you using the fucking cameras?

[flips the bird at a camera]

Ghostface Yeah, the cameras. And at that moment, you're very, very cold.

Jason Carvey All right, douchebag. Let's play.

Ghostface Cold. Heating up. Warmer. Warmer.

[Jason walks away from the bedroom; Jason approaches a closet]

Jason Carvey All right, you know what? This is stupid. I'm gonna hang up now.

Ghostface But you're getting warmer. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. You're on fire!

[Jason approaches the kitchen, and starts to walk away from it; Jason notices the fridge and slowly starts walking towards it; Jason prepares to open the fridge]

Jason Carvey Fuck!

[shocked]

Ghostface Do you feel like an animal, Jason? Like meat?

[Stabs him multiple times in the stomach]

Jason Carvey But...we have to finish the movie.

[falls to his knees]

Ghostface Who gives a fuck about movies?!

[Stabs Jason one more time, killing him]

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

Conversations About Experience with Authorities

M. Gustave Have you ever been questioned by the authorities?

[after seeing police at reception]

Zero Yes, on one occasion, I was arrested and tortured by the rebel militia after the Desert Uprising.

M. Gustave You know the drill, then, zip it.

Zero Of course.

M. Gustave You've never hears the word "van Hoytl" in your life. Okay, let's go.

M. Gustave How may we serve you, gentlemen? Ah, Inspector Henckels!

Henckels By order of the commissioner of police, Zubrowka Province, I hereby place you under arrest for the murder of Madame Celine Villenueve Desgoffe-und-Taxis.

M. Gustave I knew there was something fishy. We never got the cause of death. She's been murdered, and you think I did it.

Henckels HEY! STOP!

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

Reflections on a Lost World

The Author Is it simply your last connection to that vanished world—his world, if you will?

Zero His world? No, I don't think so. You see, we shared a vocation; it wouldn't have been necessary. No, the hotel I keep for Agatha. We were happy here, for a little while. To be frank, I think his world had vanished long before he ever entered it. But I will say, he certainly sustained the illusion with a marvelous grace.

The Grand Budapest Hotel

The Intricacies of a Confusing Situation

M. Gustave Serge X, missing. Deputy Kovacs, also missing. Madame D, dead. Boy with Apple, stolen (by us). Dmitri and Jopling, ruthless, cold-blooded savages. Gustave H, at large. What else?

Zero Zero, confused.

M. Gustave Zero, confused, indeed. The plot "thickens" as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?

Zero I don't know.

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Loyalty and Affection in Relationships

M. Gustave It's quite a thing, winning the loyalty of a woman like that for nineteen consecutive seasons.

Zero Um... yes, sir.

M. Gustave She's very fond of me, you know.

Zero Yes, sir.

M. Gustave I've never seen her like that before.

Zero No, sir.

M. Gustave She was shaking like a shitting dog.

Zero ...Truly.

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Aging and Changing Tastes in Relationships

M. Gustave She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.

[Of Mme. Celine]

Zero ...She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.

M. Gustave Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Proving Yourself in a Hostile Environment

Zero What happened?

M. Gustave What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question my virility. Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you've got to prove yourself from day one. You've got to win their respect. You should take a long look at HIS ugly mug this morning. He's actually become a dear friend. You'll meet him, I hope.

[Takes a sip of water and laughs]