Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Miscommunication During a Playful Exchange
Dashiki: [while having sex]
Ooh, Talk dirty to me...
Ashtray: [makes weird grunts then finally falls over]
I-Im Cumming!
Dashiki:
What did you just say?
Ashtray: [nods off in sleep]
uhh... I'll talk about it after my nap
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Misunderstanding in a humorous exchange
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Children's Response to Meeting a Nice Man
Dashiki:
Now children, what do we say when we meet a nice man?
Kids:
Are you my daddy?
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Unexpected Kitchen Antics with a Hot Dog
Dashiki:
[Ashtray and Dashiki are having foreplay on the kitchen floor. Ashtray gets a hot dog out of the fridge and starts rubbing it on Dashiki's face. She sees what it is and takes it and says "nuh-huh fool! that's the baby's lunch!
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Dashiki's Name and Its Meaning
Dashiki:
My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style.
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