Memorable Quotes from Tracie Thoms
2 quotesDiscussion on Gun Ownership and Licensing
Lee
You carry a gun?
Kim
Uh-Huh.
Lee
Do you have a license to carry it?
Kim
Yeah, when I became a secret service agent, they gave me a license.
Lee
Oh, I didn't know you were. Ok. I didn't say it. Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. God! Did you know Kim carried a gun?
Abernathy
Yes. Yeah. Do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes.
Kim
I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but in the world I live in, a bitch needs a gun.
Abernathy
You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.
Kim
And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped!
Lee
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
Kim
Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry.
Abernathy
There are other things you can carry other then a gun. Pepper spray.
Kim
Uh, muthafucka tryin to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. I wanna shut that nigga down!
Abernathy
How about a knife at least.
Kim
Yeah, you know what happens to muthafuckas who carry knives. They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. I'll hire me a dude dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's wild west muthafucka!
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