Memorable Quotes from Travis Tedford
9 quotesCelebration of Alfalfa's Victory
Stymie
You did it, Alfalfa! You won!
Alfalfa
We did it! All of us!
Froggy
Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big "Spoley-oley"!
Kids
Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley!
Alfalfa
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...
Butch
It ain't right! We go through all the trouble of stealing your racer, and you still win! Better brace yourself, because now I'm really gonna kick your butt!
Alfalfa
I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
Butch
Pig puckey!
Woim
Allow me!
Stymie
Looking good, man.
Kids
Yeah.
Spanky
Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us!
Alfalfa
I gotta admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it.
Spanky
Put it in there, pal. You're quite a guy. Us machismo types have a club. The He-Man Woman-Haters Club. Alfalfa, I'm extending a membership offer here. Now, what is it?
Alfalfa
That's not Waldo!
Waldo
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Spanky
Then who's this guy who saved our butts?
Darla
Hi, guys. What's up?
Spanky
A girl! Ohh!
Stymie
Well, don't that beat all.
Alfalfa
Spanky!
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Uh-Huh's New Word Announcement
Spanky
Hey, everybody. Uh-Huh's learned a new word!
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Introducing the President of the Club
Stymie
Gentlemen and gentlemen, I give you our president, Spanky!
[takes charge. He picks up his gavel, really a can of beans tied to a stick, and smashes it down on the podium]
Spanky
How are you? Nice to see you. Your fly's undone. Vice president Stymie, lead the men in the Pledge of Our Lesions.
[whispering; eventually, he arrives at the podium. He takes a deep breath]
Stymie
I, Stymie...
Boys
I, Stymie...
Stymie
...Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club...
Boys
Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club...
Stymie
...Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love. And if I do, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
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Loan Denied to Hardworking Family
Spanky
Thank you my good man!
Mr. Welling
Six kids, hardworking father, honest and trustworthy. Loan...denied.
[writing]
Spanky
Hello, my good man.
Mr. Welling
Gentlemen, uh, have a seat.
Spanky
Can we sit down?
[to Froggy, who is holding him up under the coat]
Froggy
Are you kidding?
Spanky
We can't sit down my good man.
Mr. Welling
And what may I do for you?
Stymie
We wanna take out a hefty loan.
Mr. Welling
Course, of course. Do you have an account with us?
Stymie
And how!
[nods]
Mr. Welling
What is your account...number?
Spanky
Uh, seven.
Mr. Welling
Seven?...seven?
Froggy
Try eight.
Spanky
Eight?
Mr. Welling
Heard enough.
[pulls the fake beards on Stymie and Spanky]
Spanky and Stymie
Ouch!
Mr. Welling
If you were my kids, I'd punish you!
Mr. Welling
Leave the premises post haste!
Spanky
You can't treat people this way, Mister!
Mr. Welling
You're not people, you're kids!
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Miscommunication Among Friends
Alfalfa
Is Spanky home?
Mr. McFarland
I'm sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
Mr. Switzer
I'm sorry, Spanky. Alfalfa's not here.
Spanky
Darn!
Alfalfa
Darn!
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Conflict Among Friends in The Little Rascals
Spanky
Hey!
Froggy
Well, hello, Mr. Bubbles.
Spanky
That's the most disgusting display she-man woman loving I've ever seen!
Alfalfa
Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold! You-You Judas Priest! This is all your fault!
Spanky
All my fault?!
Froggy
You torched the clubhouse.
Spanky
And it's all my fault?! Say, you're supposed to be guardin the go-cart, you muzak-warbling wimp!
Alfalfa
Relax, you double-crossing mud muncher! I parked it right over there! It was right here!
[runs to show the Rascals the go-cart, but it's not there]
Spanky
Well, where is it?
Stymie
Boy, you're messin up left and right.
Spanky
That's it, you sissified tweety bird! I wish I had a club to throw you out of!
Rascal 1
Me, too!
Alfalfa
Well, you sewage-swinging slime ball! If there still was a club, I QUIT!!! Hmph!
[Spanky gasps; storms off]
Rascal 2
Good!
Rascal 3
What a wimp!
Rascal 4
Yeah!
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A Chaotic Escape from a Recital
Alfafa
Let's get out of here! Good thing I finally caught that frog.
[he and Spanky are offstage and head out the door]
Spanky
Yes. Now all you need to concern about is warts!
Ms. Roberts
You've ruined my recital, you ragamuffin!
[storms up to Spanky]
Spanky
I'll distract them while you make a getaway.
Alfalfa
Thanks, Spanky. You sure are a pal.
Spanky
Hello, again.
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A Lighthearted Exchange Among Friends
Buckwheat
Nothing like a security system to give you peace of mind.
Spanky
Hiya, fellas!
[disguised as a ballerina in a brunette wig]
Butch
Say, you two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here?
Alfalfa
You mean behind you? I think they went in there.
[in a blonde wig; Spanky pinches him]
Spanky
Whew. Let's ange-chay and am-scray!
[hey watch Butch and Woim walk in on Ms. Roberts. She frustratingly ushers the bullies out the door]
Alfalfa
You took the words right out of my mouth.
[pushes the exit door]
Darla
Hi!
Girl
Are you a Sugar Plum fairy?
Alfalfa
Pardon me. I'm sweating like a pig. It's the recital.
[nods. Sweat beads are beginning to form on his forehead. And the frog. He has been holding the frog in his hand all this time]
Darla
Here's my handkerchief. Uh, you keep it. I'm emotional as well. My boyfriend Waldo is going to be here.
[gives Alfalfa her handkerchief. He wipes the sweat off his forehead. And then he scrubs underneath his arms. After he's done, he offers the handkerchief back to her]
Mary Ann
He's driving her to his mansion for tea.
[grins knowingly]
Darla
Do you have any boyfriends?
Boys
No!
Alfalfa
But, there is one boy I'd love to get to know. His name is Alfalfa.
Darla
I used to know on Alfalfa. He took the best years of my life!
Spanky
Same here.
Darla
I don't miss him at all. Except...his voice. If he sings, he makes me melt like a popsicle on the Fourth of July!
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Tent Trouble and Wet Surprises
Alfalfa
Why am I soaking wet?
Porky
Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Spanky
It's just a hole in the tent.
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