Memorable Quotes from Tricia Vessey
1 quoteA Humorous Discussion on Intelligence and Curiosity
Jennifer Langley
You're kidding.
[sarcastically]
David Langley
Come on, it's gonna be great! Let's say there's a chart of the most intelligent people you've ever met in your lives. Well, at number one with the bullet is Dr. Bean.
David Langley
Kevin, you know how sometimes you ask me questions that I can't answer.
Kevin Langley
Yeah, like "What is an intrauterine device"?
David Langley
I think more like "What's the meaning of life?
Kevin Langley
I never asked you that.
David Langley
That's fine. It doesn't matter! What I'm saying here is that Dr. Bean is a very remarkable man. Hey, for all you know, he could be very cute.
[to Jennifer; cuts to Bean standing in London raising his eyebrows at the camera and walking off. Cuts back to Jennifer]
Jennifer Langley
Come on, the guy's gonna be a creep. All Englishmen are ugly. I just look at ] and weep.
[[Prince Charles]
David Langley
Okay, so he's gonna look like Meat Loaf's butt.
Jennifer Langley
Yeah, and that's if we get lucky.
David Langley
Jennifer, no one is asking you to marry him!
Jennifer Langley
I don't know why we have these family conferences if Dad's already made up his mind.
[Alison comes out of the kitchen]
Alison Langley
Perceptive child.
Kevin Langley
Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?
David Langley
Oh, come on, everybody! It's gonna be great! Dr. Bean is a genius at the very highest order!
[stands up and shouts loudly across the room]
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