Tricia VesseyQuotes

Jennifer Langley: [sarcastically] You're kidding.

David Langley: Come on, it's gonna be great! Let's say there's a chart of the most intelligent people you've ever met in your lives. Well, at number one with the bullet is Dr. Bean.

David Langley: Kevin, you know how sometimes you ask me questions that I can't answer.

Kevin Langley: Yeah, like "What is an intrauterine device"?

David Langley: I think more like "What's the meaning of life?

Kevin Langley: I never asked you that.

David Langley: [to Jennifer; cuts to Bean standing in London raising his eyebrows at the camera and walking off. Cuts back to Jennifer] That's fine. It doesn't matter! What I'm saying here is that Dr. Bean is a very remarkable man. Hey, for all you know, he could be very cute.

Jennifer Langley: [[Prince Charles] Come on, the guy's gonna be a creep. All Englishmen are ugly. I just look at ] and weep.

David Langley: Okay, so he's gonna look like Meat Loaf's butt.

Jennifer Langley: Yeah, and that's if we get lucky.

David Langley: Jennifer, no one is asking you to marry him!

Jennifer Langley: [Alison comes out of the kitchen] I don't know why we have these family conferences if Dad's already made up his mind.

Alison Langley: Perceptive child.

Kevin Langley: Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?

David Langley: [stands up and shouts loudly across the room] Oh, come on, everybody! It's gonna be great! Dr. Bean is a genius at the very highest order!