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Troy Evans Quotes

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Tension Builds in the Water Tank Scene
Roger Podacter Aw, great! I'll see if I can head them off.
[Roger exits while Melissa talks to Ace]
Melissa Robinson Ace. Get out of the tank.
Ace I just can't do it, Captain! I don't have the power!
[Imitating the Star Trek character Scotty]
Crowd Podacter!
Roger People!
Melissa Robinson I said, get out of the tank, NOW.
Ace For god's sakes, Jim, I'm a DOCTOR! Not a pool man!
[Imitates the Star Trek character Dr. McCoy]
Struggling with Ideas and Communication
Banes What did they find out?
George I'm pregnant. That's how it feels.
[Roger smirks]
Roger How what feels?
George Yeah, you know, to be full of ideas and you can't deliver, okay? I mean, you know, you're ready to break out and you can't deliver. You know, uh, this professor, he won't even talk to me. He won't even talk to me.
Nate Pope You're not going to Berkeley, George?
George Oh, come on. Me, at Berkeley? That's a thought, huh?
Nate I'm sorry, buddy.
Jimmy You mean, inventions? You got inventions?
George No, no. Ideas, okay? I get a thousand ideas a day, every d-damn minute. Okay? I got big, big, holy cow kind of ideas and, and little what if ideas. All right? Hey, I got ideas for you, Jimmy. Look at this. Look at this. Your parking lot- it's laid out all wrong, okay? Now, if you just follow this, right, you can put six more cars in and no one gets fender benders. All right? Where's Paulette? Where is she? Bonnie, here. Take this. This is a new route for our mail. Okay? Now, if she does this, she can save an hour a day and everybody gets their mail by three o'clock. Imagine, three o'clock. Oh, and l got a holy shit idea too. Look at this. Now this may be the most efficient way to store solar energy. Okay? Take it.
[shows papers; slides papers to her; shows Jimmy diagram on legal pad]
Jimmy Well, what am I gonna do with it?
George What the hell am I supposed to do with it, huh? You know what that light was? You know what that sound was?
Jimmy Tell us.
George I'm gonna tell you what it was.
Jimmy Well, tell us!
Banes It was a damn alien.
Nate Don't say that. You don't know what it was.
George I know what it is, Nate.
Nate You don't know what it was. Don't say that.
Jimmy Well, tell us!
George It's a GODDAMN mistake, is what it is! Okay? It was supposed to happen to someone smart, someone that's scientific, someone who is a leader. But it didn't. It happened to me, George freakin Malley. Look at him. Now look at him. Look!
[his psychic powers slightly break the glass panel at the bar and Jimmy heads for cover]