Memorable Quotes from Twink Caplan
1 quoteDivorce, Patience, and Curious Questions
Albert
Beth has finally agreed to a divorce. Oh Mollie, I am so glad you waited.
Mollie
I knew if I was patient, this day would come.
Rona
It says here that at the fourth month of pregnancy the baby's sexual organs become visible so depending on the gender it can identify the vulva or penis.
Mikey
Hey, what is that that just came out? Is that like my hands? If so I wonder if that could go in my mouth?
James
I will contact your husband for you.
Molly
I do not have a husband. I was artificially inseminated.
James
Are you a lesbo?
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