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Valeria Golino Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Valeria Golino

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Unexpected Passenger Makes a Bold Claim
Charlie Hey, who is this guy?
Susanna He just jumped in the car.
Charlie Yeah, well, he can jump out. Come on!
Raymond I'm an excellent driver.
Charlie That's good. Come on! Susanna, why'd you let him get in this car? It's not a toy.
Susanna He says he drives this car.
Raymond Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. Course, the seats were originally brown leather. Now they're a pitiful red.
Charlie Hey, these seats were brown leather. You know this car?
[surprised]
Raymond I know this car.
Charlie How do you know this car?
Raymond It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster, Straight 8, Fireball 8, only 8,985 production models. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway, but not on Monday. Definitely not on Monday.
Charlie Who's your dad?
Raymond Sanford Babbitt. 10961 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati Ohio.
Charlie That's my address. Hey, who's your mother?
Raymond Eleanor Babbitt. Died January 5, 1965 after short and sudden illness.
Charlie Who the hell are you?
Raymond Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.
Charlie Wait, I wanna ask you a question! Hey! Dr. Bruner, who is he?
Dr. Bruner Raymond is your brother.
Misunderstandings in Communication and Relationships
Susanna You use me, you use Raymond, you use everybody.
Charlie Using Raymond? Hey, Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you, Raymond?
Raymond Yeah.
[absentmindedly]
Charlie Shut up! He's answering a question from a half hour ago!
Imaginary Friends from Childhood Memories
Charlie When I was a little kid and I got scared, the Rain Man would come and sing to me.
Susanna Rain what?
Charlie Oh, you know, one of those imaginary childhood friends.
Susanna What happened to him?
Charlie Nothing, I just grew up.
Susanna Not so much.
The Necessity of a Sequel
Ramada Rodham Hayman I had to come. It was a sequel.