Verne LundquistQuotes

Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead last.

Barker: I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.

Happy: You better relax, Bob.

Barker: There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf.

Happy: [punches Barker in the face] All right. Let's go! You like that, old man?! You want a piece of me?!

Barker: [shakes his head as he gets up from the ground; repeatedly punches Happy vigorously until he hits the water] I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole THING!

Happy: [angrily emerges from the water; he and Barker continue fighting, and they roll down the hill, until he conks Barker in the head and gets back on his feet] Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!

Man from behind: [cheers Happy on] Happy!

Happy: The Price is wrong, bitch!

Barker: [Happy tries to get back up again; kicks Happy in the face once more; sets off, then turns back to Happy] I think you've had enough. No? Now you've had enough. Bitch.