Memorable Quotes from Verne Lundquist
1 quoteGolf Struggles and Humorous Banter
Announcer
We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead last.
Barker
I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.
Happy
You better relax, Bob.
Barker
There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf.
Happy
All right. Let's go! You like that, old man?! You want a piece of me?!
[punches Barker in the face]
Barker
I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole THING!
[shakes his head as he gets up from the ground; repeatedly punches Happy vigorously until he hits the water]
Happy
Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!
[angrily emerges from the water; he and Barker continue fighting, and they roll down the hill, until he conks Barker in the head and gets back on his feet]
Man from behind
Happy!
[cheers Happy on]
Happy
The Price is wrong, bitch!
Barker
I think you've had enough. No? Now you've had enough. Bitch.
[Happy tries to get back up again; kicks Happy in the face once more; sets off, then turns back to Happy]
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