Memorable Quotes from Vernel Bagneris
1 quoteUnexpected Encounters in Troubling Times
Preston
Zack! Hey man! What the fuck ya doin here in the garbage?
Zack
Just leave me alone, Preston. I'm in a bad mood.
[without looking at Preston]
Preston
Then I'm just the man you've been looking for. In fact, I've been looking for you.
Zack
That's a bad sign.
Preston
Now, Zack, baby! I got somethin real good for you. An hour's work for a whole lotta scratch.
Zack
I ain't interested.
Preston
Then you ARE in a bad mood. You won't even let me propose it to you. Can you just listen to me for one minute, will ya? One minute of your, uh... valuable time?
Zack
Just fuck off, Preston.
[sighs in exasperation]
Preston
All I wanna do is pay you a grand, in exchange of a single hour of your very very valuable time. But this ain't no break in, no delivery of controlled substances, none of this stuff. It's just to drive a car, from one part of town to another, alone. That's it.
[chuckles and acts like he's going to walk away from him, but then goes back to him]
Zack
What kind of car will that be, Preston?
Preston
That will be a very nice car. A very nice, very expensive imported car, which just happens to be in between owners at the present time.
Preston
Look man, all you gotta do is drive the car across town, park it, leave it. I can pay half grand upfront, and the other half later. The whole thing's over in an hour! It's very safe, very clean, and believe me, I can get a million guys to do this for me.
Zack
Then why don't you do it yourself?
Preston
I'm offerin a grand so I don't have to answer stupid questions like that.
Zack
Well... I might consider the grand up front... then I might think about it.
Preston
Jesus! Zack... you are in a nasty mood. So just to cheer you up a little bit, I give you 750 upfront. OK?
[pause]
Preston
Alright, alright, Mr. All-Mighty-Hot-Shit. I'm gonna do you this favor.
[he gives Zack the keys of the car]
Zack
Oh man! A Jaguar!
[impressed]
Preston
I'll give you the whole thing up front.
[he gives Zack the money]
Preston
Now you owe me. Zack, you know you can buy yourself twenty girls for all of that?
[long pause]
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