Vicki Frederick Quotes

Sheila Sounds like God got out the wrong side of the bed.

Bobby I hate these auditions. I don't mind being treated like puppets, but worms?

Sheila Or merchandise? Personally, I wouldn't mind him being such a shit if he wasn't so goddamned talented.

Sheila My mother was kind of middle-aged and frumpy.

Diana Whose isn't?

Sheila At fourteen she was middle-aged and frumpy.

Zach Is that the kind of woman your father liked?

Sheila No. My father liked them very young, tall,and filled out in all the right places.

Mike Cass How many jobs are there?

Larry 4 and 4.

Judy Monroe 44?

Sheila No, 4 and 4.

Larry 4 boys, 4 girls.

Sheila Need any women?

Sheila Why is it only I ever get invited places?

Sheila You were a rotten dancer.

Zach Why do you think I became your choreographer?

Sheila I have a daughter. She's nine. She loves me a lot, hates me a lot. And, uh, God help her, she wants to be a dancer.

Diana What's so wrong about that? How can anybody in their right mind want to be anything else? I remember I used to stand outside this stage door, and watch the girls come out, and think: "God, can anything like that ever happen to me?" But now I meet somebody, and they say: "Wow, you dance on Broadway? You got somewhere. You're something.

Larry Don't you know the combination, Sheila?

Sheila I knew it when I was in front!

Zach Is there anything you want to tell me?

Sheila What do I want to be when I grow up?

Zach Okay.

Sheila Young. That light - don't you have anything softer?

Zach Come closer.

Sheila Can I sit on your lap?

Zach Do you always come on like this?

Sheila No. Sometimes I'm aggressive.