Memorable Quotes from Victor McGuire
1 quoteDiscussion on Gun Cabinet Contents
Barry the Baptist
Right, where was we?
[turns around from stripper]
Gary
Shotguns? Well, like guns that fire shots?
Barry the Baptist
Oh, you must be the brains, then. That's right, guns that fire shots. Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There'll be a load of old guns, that's all I want. Everything else, outside the cabinet, you can keep, it's yours.
Gary
Oh, thank you very much. There better be something there for us.
[sarcastically]
Barry the Baptist
It's a fucking stately home. Of course there'll be something there.
Dean
Like what?
Barry the Baptist
Like fucking antiques.
Dean
Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices …
Gary
… and steal cars.
Dean
What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate?
Barry the Baptist
If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple. So stop fucking moaning and rob the place!
Gary
So who's the Guv? Who we doing this for?
Barry the Baptist
You're doing it for me is all you need to know. You know because you need to know.
Gary
I see. One of those "on a need to know basis" things, is it? Like one of those James Bond films.
Barry the Baptist
Careful. Remember who's giving you this job. … Right, I'm off. Call me when you're done. Ta-ta.
Barry the Baptist
Fucking northern monkeys!
Gary
I hate these fucking southern fairies.
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