The Miracle of Morgan's Creek - Misunderstandings Surrounding a Marriage License
Newspaper editor:
There's only one thing more, Mr. Governor - the marriage!
Gov. McGinty:
What's the matter with the marriage? She's married to Norval Jones, she always has been! The guy married them, didn't he? The boy signed his right name, didn't he?
Newspaper editor:
But he gave his name as Ratzkywatzky!
Gov. McGinty:
He was trying to say Jones, he stuttered!
The Boss:
What are you looking for, a needle from a haystack?
Newspaper editor:
Then how about the first Ratzkywatzky?
Gov. McGinty:
He's annulled!
The Boss:
Shnook!
Newspaper editor:
Who annulled?
Gov. McGinty:
The judge, who do you suppose?
The Boss:
Retroactive!
Gov. McGinty:
Will you get Mendoza on the phone?
The Boss:
I'm getting him.
Gov. McGinty:
He's out of the picture!
The Boss:
Was never in it!
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