Memorable Quotes from Vince Barnett
10 quotesConflict Between Authority Figures
Det. Lt. Sheehan
What are you and that ] doing here?
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Officer Gulliver
Now lookie here, Sheehan, you can't talk that way about me. Remember, I'm Chief of the Studio Police and I got rights! I... I...
Det. Lt. Sheehan
Nature in the raw.
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Negotiations on Feeding Animals and Success
Curly
How many?
[referring to the new shipment of lions]
Fred Mason
Forty.
Curly
Well, I'll feed em, but you gotta explain meatless Tuesdays to em.
Beth Colman
Gee, it's good having you back. Was the trip a success?
Fred Mason
A success? Look! "Look! Twenty tigers, twenty lions, six zebras, eleven leopards... and Sheila!
Beth Colman
Sheila?
Fred Mason
The most gorgeous lady that ever came out of the jungles.
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Understanding Silence in Expression
Charleston
A girl don't write. That don't mean she's sick like you might think. Not necessarily.
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Challenges of Taking Big Risks
Charleston
If it's as big as you claim, it's not gonna be any easy pickings. Nothin that big ever is.
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Beware the allure of tempting distractions
Charleston
Stop listening to those golden harps, Swede. They can land you into a lot of trouble.
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The Distant Bright Star Reflection
Charleston
You see that bright star in the center...brightest star in all the heavens. Only it's so far away, it don't seem like it.
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Life in a Confining Space
Charleston
For nearly two years, we weren't never more than eight and a half feet apart. That's how big the cell was.
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Discussion on Poison and Drinking Habits
Franklyn Drew
Poison, all right. Familiar smelling stuff too.
Officer Gulliver
Boy! That guy'd drink anything that wasn't too thick to chew.
[smells glass]
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Investigating Murder Logic in Conversation
Officer Gulliver
Mr. Drew, I've been thinking.
Franklyn Drew
No!
Officer Gulliver
Yeah. The first thing I ask myself when I investigates a murder is who done it'.
Franklyn Drew
Well that sounds logical.
Officer Gulliver
And the next thing I ask myself is who could do it.
Franklyn Drew
And then?
Officer Gulliver
Then I ask myself again who wanted to do it.
Franklyn Drew
And how do you answer yourself?
Officer Gulliver
Well... I ain't come to that yet.
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Symbolism of Harps in Irish Culture
Swede
You know what harps mean?
Charleston
Angels play em.
Swede
They mean Ireland. That's why they call them Mick's harps. Kitty's Irish. She give me this.
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