Office Christmas Party - Desperation Amidst Flight Cancellations
Carol:
Get me on any goddamn plane, all right? I have enough miles to orbit the sun.
Airline Concierge:
I'm sorry, ma'am. All flights are grounded until the snow clears. There's nothing more I can do.
Carol:
Well, refer me to someone who can do something!
Airline Concierge:
That would be God, ma'am.
Carol:
Oh. Her.
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