The Mummy's Hand - A Lesson in Rock Trick Practice
Steve Banning:
What happened, Babe?
Babe Jenson:
I was practicing my rock trick.
Steve Banning:
Maybe next time you should practice on a pebble.
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Freaks - Celebrating Caution and Self-Reflection
Phroso:
Don't go out filling your hide with a lot of booze celebrating. Cause fun what's got that way never done NO one no good. Get me?
Venus: [stops and takes a closer look at Phroso]
I got ya'. Say, you're a pretty good kid!
Phroso:
You're darn right I am! You should have caught me before my operation!
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Freaks - Wisdom and Timing in Women's Lives
Phroso:
So, you finally got wise to yourself, did ya? It's a funny thing about you women. Most of you don't get wise soon enough! You wait until you're so old, nobody wants ya.
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Harvey - Perceptions of Reality and Human Behavior
Mrs. Ethel Chauvenet:
Is, is that Mrs. Frank Cummings? Doesn't she look ghastly, I thought she was dead. I must get a closer look.
The Taxi Driver:
...I've been driving this route for 15 years. I've brought them out here to get that stuff, and I've drove them home after they had it. It changes them... On they way out here, they sit back and enjoy the ride. They talk to me, some times we stop and watch the sunset, and look at the birds fly. And sometimes we stop and watch the birds when there ain't no birds. And look at the sunset when its raining. We have a swell time. And I always get a big tip. But afterwards, uh oh! ...They crab, crab, crab. They yell at me. Watch the lights. Watch the brakes, Watch the intersection. They scream at me to hurry. They got no faith in me, or my buggy. Yet, it's the same cab, the same driver. And we're going back over the very same road. It's no fun. And no tips... After this he'll be a perfectly normal human being and you know what stinkers they are.
Myrtle Mae Simmons:
Oh, mother, people get run over by trucks every day. Why can't something like that happen to Uncle Elwood?
Dr. Chumley: [[lawsuit]
So, you gave him a pass, Dr. Sanderson?! Perhaps they neglected to tell you at medical school that a rabbit has large pointed ears!?! Do you know what you've done? You've allowed a psychopathic case to walk out of here and roam around with an overgrown white rabbit! You've laid me open to a ]! I shall have to do something I haven't done for fifteen years! I'll have to go after this man, Dowd, and bring him back! But when I do, Dr. Sanderson, your connection with this institution will have ended — as of that moment!
Dr. Chumley:
I'm going over to get your brother and bring him back and take him to the sanitarium where he belongs. I want to observe the expression on his face when he talks to this rabbit. He does talk to the rabbit, you say?
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