Horror Island - A Haunting Conversation on Horror Island
Sergeant McGoon:
Can somebody tell me why lobsters don't like beer?
Arleen Grady:
This place gives me the heebie-jeebies! It reminds me of prison.
Panama Pete: [over the loudspeaker]
Leave the castle... leave the castle!
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Mr. Deeds Goes to Town - Dreams of Adventure and Iconic Landmarks
Morrow:
You hop aboard my magic carpet and I'll show you sights that you've never seen before.
Deeds:
Well, I'd kinda like to see Grant's tomb and the Statue of Liberty.
Morrow:
Well, you'll not only see those, but before the evening's half through, you'll be leaning against the Leaning Tower of Pisa, you'll mount Mount Everest, I'll show you the Pyramids and all the little pyramidees, leaping from sphinx to sphinx!
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Mr. Deeds Goes to Town - A Proposal for a Wild Night Out
Morrow:
Pal, look, how would you like to go on a real old-fashioned binge?
Deeds:
Binge?
Morrow:
Yeah, I mean the real McCoy. Listen, you play saloon with me and I'll introduce you to every wit, nitwit, and half-wit in New York. We'll go on a twister that'll make Omar the soused philosopher of Persia look like an anemic on a goat's milk diet!
Deeds:
Well, I guess that oughtta be fun.
Morrow:
Fun? Listen, I'll take you on a bender that will live in your memory as a thing of beauty and a joy forever!
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