Walter Catlett Quotes

Morrow Pal, look, how would you like to go on a real old-fashioned binge?

Deeds Binge?

Morrow Yeah, I mean the real McCoy. Listen, you play saloon with me and I'll introduce you to every wit, nitwit, and half-wit in New York. We'll go on a twister that'll make Omar the soused philosopher of Persia look like an anemic on a goat's milk diet!

Deeds Well, I guess that oughtta be fun.

Morrow Fun? Listen, I'll take you on a bender that will live in your memory as a thing of beauty and a joy forever!

Sergeant McGoon Can somebody tell me why lobsters don't like beer?

Arleen Grady This place gives me the heebie-jeebies! It reminds me of prison.

Panama Pete Leave the castle... leave the castle!

Morrow You hop aboard my magic carpet and I'll show you sights that you've never seen before.

Deeds Well, I'd kinda like to see Grant's tomb and the Statue of Liberty.

Morrow Well, you'll not only see those, but before the evening's half through, you'll be leaning against the Leaning Tower of Pisa, you'll mount Mount Everest, I'll show you the Pyramids and all the little pyramidees, leaping from sphinx to sphinx!