Memorable Quotes from Walter Davy
1 quoteDiscussion of Profanity in Courtroom Testimony
Officer Leary
I told him to move on, but he continued to use profanity and he refused to leave the premises.
Judge Rayford
What sort of profanity?
Officer Leary
You know, the normal kind.
Judge Rayford
Officer Leary, we've all heard these words before, now for the record what did he say?
Officer Leary
He used..."fuck" a lot.
[uncomfortably]
Officer Leary
..."piss on you"...
Officer Leary
...then said he was gonna..."bung-hole the short order chef"..."cream on the waitress"...
Officer Leary
...stuff like that, Your Honor.
Dapper Defendant
There's a very good reason for all of that, Your Honor.
Judge Rayford
Oh? What is that?
Dapper Defendant
I'm a diabetic.
Judge Rayford
I fail to see the connection. I've never heard of diabetes causing foul language!
Dapper Defendant
That's because you're a douchebag.
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