Memorable Quotes from Walter Woolf King
5 quotesUnexpected Reactions to Fruit in Performance
Lassparri
Never in my life have I received such treatment. They threw an apple at me.
[after being booed by the audience and pelted with fruit]
Driftwood
Well. Watermelons are out of season.
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Identifying Stowaways on the Boat
Lassparri
Those men-- They can't be passengers on this boat. They must be stowaways.
Captain
Stowaways? Well, we'll soon find out.
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Unexpected Reunion Amidst Dreams and Tensions
Rosa
I'm not alone--
[singing]
Riccardo
[singing: As long as I find you in every dream.
Rosa
RICCARDO!!
Riccardo
You thought you could come back to America without me, huh?
Rosa
Oh, you fool. You dear, dear fool!
Riccardo
Because I love you, you call me a fool. There may be something in that.
Rosa
What are you doing here?
Riccardo
The easiest thing in the world, an open window, a detective, and here I am.
Rosa
Oh, Riccardo, you shouldn't have! They'll only send you back again! Perhaps, they even put you in jail!
Riccardo
Oh, I don't care, darling. It's worth it.
Rosa
Suppose... Suppose I go to Mr. Gottlieb. Maybe he'd intercede for you.
Riccardo
Gottlieb couldn't do anything. Besides, Lassparri's got to him first.
Rosa
There must be something we can do!
Rosa
Who is it?
Lassparri
It is I, Rodolfo.
Rosa
Um... Come in!
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Dinner Invitation Declined
Lassparri
Rosa?
Rosa
Yes, signore?
Lassparri
My good friend Herman Gottlieb is coming back to see me. How would you like to have supper with us?
Rosa
I'm terribly sorry, signor Lassparri. I already have an engagement.
Lassparri
Oh, I see. Well, that's too bad because I have an idea that he's going to invite me to sing in New York. And uh... He may permit me to select my leading lady. Are you sure you can't break your appointment?
[glances contemptuously at Ricardo]
Rosa
I'm terribly sorry, signore.
[smiles and shakes her head]
Lassparri
What do you mean by humiliating me in front of all those people!? You're fired!! Do you understand!!? YOU'RE FIRED!!
[slaps him]
Driftwood
Hey, you big bully. What's the idea of hitting that little bully?
Lassparri
Will you kindly let me handle my own affairs!? GET OUT!! Now, what have you got to say to me?
[shoves Tomasso away; To Driftwood]
Driftwood
Just this: can you sleep on your stomach with such big buttons on your pajamas?
[pulls one of the clown buttons off the front of his costume]
Lassparri
Why you--
Driftwood
Nice work, I think you got him. Ah, smelling salts? That should bring him to. You're sorry for what you did? Well, that shows a nice spirit. He's coming around, he'll be fine now-
[crouches next to them; Tomasso pulls out a small bottle and holds it under Lasparri's nose; Tomasso nods; Lasparri begins to stir]
Driftwood
Get fresh with me, eh?
Fiorello
How do you do?
[wanders over]
Driftwood
Hello.
Fiorello
What'sa matter, Mister?
Driftwood
Oh, we had an argument, and he pulled a knife on me, so I shot him.
Fiorello
Do you mind...?
Driftwood
No, no go right ahead! Two beers, bartender!
[He moves over slightly, and Fiorello rests his foot on Lasparri's chest as well, imitating a foot rail at a bar]
Fiorello
I'll take two beers, too.
Driftwood
Well, things seem to be getting better around the country
Fiorello
Well, I wouldn't know, I'm a stranger here myself.
[Driftwood looks at him in bewilderment]
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Costume Conflict in a Dressing Room
Lassparri
What are you doing in my costumes!? Take it off at once! Do you hear!? Immediately!
[Lassparri wacks Tomasso with a cane]
Lassparri
Why you... YOU!! Take that off.
[Lassparri shakes Tomasso and throws him]
Lassparri
Take off that dress! Do you hear!? You dumb idiot! Do as I say or I'll break your neck!
Lassparri
Do you hear me!? Take off that dress! If I ever get my hands on you, you'll never hear the end of this! If you're not out of my dressing, YOU'RE FIRED!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! Do you hear me!? OUT YOU GO!! And don't ever come back here again!!
[Lassparri whipping Tomasso; Lassparri throws Tomasso out]
Rosa
Don't you care. You're lucky to be rid of him.
Lassparri
Oh, good evening, Rosa.
Rosa
Good evening, signore.
Lassparri
Tomasso, why don't you come in. I've been waiting for you.
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