Warwick Davis Quotes

The Leprechaun The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!

The Leprechaun I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter.

Leprechaun What's up, ninjas?

The Leprechaun Pour all you want, pour all you can, you won't beat me, cause I'm a Lepre- CAN... hmph... cahn...

Leprechaun For two thousand years you filthy mortals have tried to steal my riches to satisfy your greedy urges... and it always ends the same, with you begging for your miserable lives. Was it all worth it in the end? One day your kind will learn that the treasure of the Leprechauns...

Leprechaun I come from the land of ], ] where I learned my thing, from ] to your place in the hood, I'm a man of green comes to do no good, (x2) Lep in the hood comes to do no good, blunt is dope, this place is hype, there's a lassie, she's just my type, I hate to resort so soon to magic, but I haven't been laid so long it's tragic, I'm so bad, I'm good, I'll show what to do so lend an ear, don't worry little lassie you've got nothing to fear, sit with a lad who's lean and green and let me show you why I'm a love machine, come to do no good, I'm a wee green guy who's new to town, show me what you do when you get down, ], see upcoming rap shows, get tickets for your favorite artists, Lep in the hood come to do no good, Lep in the hood, when we're bad, we're good, from ] to your front door, you better turn out the lights and pray some more, we're gonna party through the night until the dawn, then you and I are gonna get it on, (x4) Lep in the hood come to do no good.

The Leprechaun You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold!

Leprechaun We've had our fun. Now give me what's mine, and I might spare your miserable life.

Emily Why did you kill them? For this? You evil fuck.

Leprechaun Don't you presume to tell me right from wrong. You compromised all you believed in once you got the gold, just like all those before you. Your kind is weak, and will always give in to your selfish yearnings.

Emily It brings out the worst in us, doesn't it?

Leprechaun Do you really want to die so badly?

Emily You can't live forever.

Leprechaun I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G.

Girl How tall you, sweet thing?

Leprechaun How tall am I? Uh, about 3 foot 6.

Girl 3 foot 6?

Leprechaun Yeah, but, but, I make up for it in other areas, if you know what I mean. Hello?

The Leprechaun Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun!

The Leprechaun Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Willow You're a great warrior, and a swordsman. And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!

The Leprechaun She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice.

The Leprechaun A thousand years ago, a man stopped me from taking me bride! I'll not let it happen again!

The Leprechaun A leprechaun's home has many surprises.

Leprechaun Come closer, come closer, my fresh young lass. Let me take a look at ya before I tap your ass.

Willow Absolutely, under no condition whatsoever, is anyone in this family to fall in love with that baby!

Leprechaun Death to he who sets a Leprechaun free. Steal his gold, it will corrupt your soul, you see. For many a moon the legend has grown, death toll increases, solution unknown. Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood!

The Leprechaun Kiss me, I'm Irish!

The Leprechaun A vision before you appears to be true. But a leprechaun's magic fools humans like you.

The Leprechaun What do you think of your bridal chamber?

Bridget It... it's awful!

The Leprechaun I know it lacks a woman's touch, but you'll change that.

The Leprechaun A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! Happy St. Patrick's Day.

The Leprechaun We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes.

The Leprechaun I'm not an elf and I'm not a dwarf. I'm a leprechaun.

Leprechaun A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told.

Tammy Let me go, you son of a bitch!

Leprechaun Now that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her green soul.

Leprechaun Look at all these glittering goods, I've got more loot than ]!

Caspian What are you?

Trufflehunter You know, it's funny that you would ask that. You think most people would know a badger when they see one.

Caspian No, no I mean... You are Narnians. You are supposed to be extinct.

Nikabrik Sorry to disappoint you.

Trufflehunter Here you go, still hot.

Nikabrik Since when did we open a boarding house for Telmarine soldiers?

Caspian I'm not a soldier. I am Prince Caspian, the tenth.

Nikabrik What are you doing here?

Caspian Running away. My uncle has always wanted my throne. I suppose I have only lived this long because he did not have an heir of his own.

Trufflehunter Well that changes things.

Nikabrik Yeah. It means we don't have to kill you ourselves.

Caspian You're right.

Trufflehunter Where are you going?

Caspian My uncle won't stop until I'm dead.

Trufflehunter But you can't leave! You're meant to save us.

Willow Her name is not Sticks'. She's Elora Danan, the future Empress of Tir Asleen...and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!

The Leprechaun Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night.

The Leprechaun Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night.

The Leprechaun A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones.