Memorable Quotes from Wayne Duvall
2 quotesConstituency Uncertainty in Political Rhetoric
Homer Stokes
Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?
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A Desperate Plea Against Amputation
Dr. Allison Reed
What do we do?
Dr. Paulson
We might have to amputate.
Nurse Tate
Saw.
Harry Block
Whoa, Doc, don't take my leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.
Ira Kane
Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
Nurse Tate
Wait, doctor, look.
Paulson
Ooh. It's headed for his testicles.
[looks in bug inside, crawling]
Block
Take it, take it! Take the leg!!
Reed
Wait, wait, wait!
Block
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Reed
It's going the other way.
Paulson
Alright, give me some forceps. I might be able to catch it in his colon.
Reed
How are you going in?
Paulson
Rectally.
Harry
NOOOO!
[squealing]
Tate
I'll get the lubricant.
Paulson
There's no time for lubricant.
Harry
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!
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