Memorable Quotes from Wayne Flemming
1 quoteUnexpected Returns and Unfinished Business
Ms. Simpson
Edward!
Edwin Swimper
See, I told you this place is a madhouse!
Ms. Simpson
You came back. I never thought you'd come back. You never called, you never wrote. You never came back for your sauce...
Inspector Beane
You know this person?
[suspiciously]
Norman Relic
Intimately.
[tricks Edwin Swimper by whispering to Beane]
Edwin Swimper
I've never seen her before in my life. Get off me, you're ruining my flower!
Ms. Simpson
Is that all you can say after all those nights, when I waited for your calls? Get in the bathtub with me, we'll play yogurt...
Edwin Swimper
Bathtub?! Yogurt?! Ma'am, you must be thinking of someone else!
Ms. Simpson
Oh, there's never been anybody else!
[still cuddling Edwin Swimper, she moves her hands around his lower regions]
Edwin Swimper
Ah, I'm getting up with my sanity still intact! I have an erection...an inspection to do! I can't stay here! I'm busy! I'm busy!
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