Rebel High - Unexpected Returns and Unfinished Business
Ms. Simpson:
Edward!
Edwin Swimper:
See, I told you this place is a madhouse!
Ms. Simpson:
You came back. I never thought you'd come back. You never called, you never wrote. You never came back for your sauce...
Inspector Beane: [suspiciously]
You know this person?
Norman Relic: [tricks Edwin Swimper by whispering to Beane]
Intimately.
Edwin Swimper:
I've never seen her before in my life. Get off me, you're ruining my flower!
Ms. Simpson:
Is that all you can say after all those nights, when I waited for your calls? Get in the bathtub with me, we'll play yogurt...
Edwin Swimper:
Bathtub?! Yogurt?! Ma'am, you must be thinking of someone else!
Ms. Simpson: [still cuddling Edwin Swimper, she moves her hands around his lower regions]
Oh, there's never been anybody else!
Edwin Swimper:
Ah, I'm getting up with my sanity still intact! I have an erection...an inspection to do! I can't stay here! I'm busy! I'm busy!
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