Evolution - A Desperate Plea Against Amputation
Dr. Allison Reed:
What do we do?
Dr. Paulson:
We might have to amputate.
Nurse Tate:
Saw.
Harry Block:
Whoa, Doc, don't take my leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.
Ira Kane:
Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
Nurse Tate:
Wait, doctor, look.
Paulson: [looks in bug inside, crawling]
Ooh. It's headed for his testicles.
Block:
Take it, take it! Take the leg!!
Reed:
Wait, wait, wait!
Block:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Reed:
It's going the other way.
Paulson:
Alright, give me some forceps. I might be able to catch it in his colon.
Reed:
How are you going in?
Paulson:
Rectally.
Harry: [squealing]
NOOOO!
Tate:
I'll get the lubricant.
Paulson:
There's no time for lubricant.
Harry:
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!
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