Will PoulterQuotes

Melissa Fitzgerald: You're drug dealers?

Kenny Rossmore: No, we're drug smugglers.

Eustace Scrubb: We spoke often of Narnia in the days that followed. And when my cousins left after the war ended– I missed them with all my heart– as I know all Narnians will miss them– till the end of time.

Eustace Scrubb: [After accidentally knocking Gumpas into the water by accidentally whacking him using an oar] Oh, God. I hope that wasn't the British Consul.

Eustace Scrubb: [While entering the room where Edmund and Lucy look at a painting of a ship on an ocean on the wall] There once were two orphans who wasted their time believing in Narnia nursery rhymes.

Dani: Has anyone seen Connie?

Christian: I think Mark saw her earlier.

Mark: I'm sure I saw her trying out for the sprinting Olympics earlier.

Dani: What, where?

Jarl: Sorry, but I can say what happened. Her boyfriend called our landline from the train station and calmed Connie down. She begged our pardon and I drove her to meet him.

Christian: OK. That's really...

Dani: Why would Simon leave without her?

Christian: I'm sure it was just a miscommunication.

Mark: [as they pass a bear in a cage] So we just gonna ignore the bear then?

Pelle: [shrugs] That's a bear.

Mark: Dude: you need to stop sitting on the fence with this.

Christian: But what if I end up regretting it a week later, and then I can't get her back?

Mark: You don't want her back!

Christian: I might!

Mark: So then you can bitch to us for that week about how much you regret it, and we'll be like, "Dude: you've been wanting out of this absurd relationship for the last year," and you'll be like "Oh shit, that's right" and then you can find some new chick who actually likes sex and who doesn’t drag you through a million hoops a day.

Josh: Do you think a masochistic part of you is playing this drama out to distract you from the work you actually need to be doing?

Christian: And what work do I actually need to do, Josh?

Josh: Uhhh – your prospectus maybe? I dunno. Your PhD...?

Waitress: Whenever you guys are ready.

Pelle: Thank you.

Waitress: [She smiles at Christian] Thank you.

Mark: Dude. You could be getting that girl pregnant right now.

Pelle: And don't forget all the Swedish women you can impregnate in June.

Mark: Yeah, dude – don't forget all the Swedish milkmaids.

Adam Warlock: I am the Warlock, mum, and I am done with being ordered around!

Adam Warlock: It looks sad. I really don't enjoy how that's making me feel, actually.

Adam Warlock: Yes, there's something wrong with me! I was stabbed, you extraordinary phallus!

Adam Warlock: Who threw this thing at me?! Baby.

Newt: We don't even know what this stuff is. We don't know who sent it, or why it came up here with you. I mean, for all we know, this thing could kill him.

Thomas: He's already dying. Look at him. How could this possibly make it any worse? Come on, it's worth a try.

Newt: [Gives Thomas the vial of serum] All right. Do it.

Thomas: [Turns to look at Teresa, Newt, Jeff, and Clint] Okay.

Alby: [Grabs Thomas and starts violently attacking him] You shouldn't be here! You shouldn't be here! NO!

Thomas: Get the syringe!

Jeff: Well, that worked.

Newt: Okay, from now on, someone stays here and watches him around the clock.

Gally: [Enters the hut; Thomas, Teresa, Newt, Jeff, and Clint turn to him] Hey. Sundown, Greenie. Time to go.

Thomas: Yeah, we found this. It was inside a Griever.

Newt: These are the same letters we get on our supplies.

Thomas: Yeah, whoever put us here obviously made the Grievers. Now this is the first real clue, the first anything, you've found in over three years. Right, Minho?

Minho: Right.

Thomas: Newt, we gotta go back out there. Who knows where this might lead us.

Gally: You see what he is trying to do, right? First he breaks our rules and then he tries to convince us to abandon them totally. The rules are the only thing that have ever held us together. Why now are we questioning that? If Alby was here, you know he'd agree with me. This Shank needs to be punished.

Newt: You're right. Thomas broke the rules. One night in the Pit and no food.

Gally: Oh, come on, Newt! One night in the Pit? You think that's gonna stop him from going into the Maze?

Newt: No. And we can't just have non-Runners running into the Maze whenever they feel like it, so let's just make this official. Starting from tomorrow, you're a Runner.

Gally: [Starts to leave] Wow.

Frypan: [Tries to stop Gally from leaving] Gally.

Gally: [Pushes Frypan's hand away from him] No, Fry.

Thomas: Thanks, Newt.

Frypan: Newt, what do you see?

Newt: [Discovers Teresa in the Box] It's a girl.

Newt: I think she's dead.

Gally: What's in her hand?

Newt: She's the last one ever." What the hell does that mean?

Teresa: [Sees Thomas; Falls asleep] Thomas.

Gally: You still think I'm overreacting?

Gally: Things are changing. There's no denying that. First Ben gets stung in broad daylight, and then Alby. And now our Greenie here has taken it upon himself to go into the Maze. Which is a clear violation of our rules here.

Frypan: Yeah, but he saved Alby's life.

Gally: [Holds up three fingers; Turns to Thomas and points at him] Did he? For three years, we have coexisted with these things. And now, you've killed one of them. Who knows what that could mean for us?

Newt: Well, what do you suggest we do?

Gally: He has to be punished.

Newt: Minho– you were there with him. What do you think?

Minho: I think– in all the time we've been here– no one's ever killed a Griever before. When I turned tail and ran, this dumb Shank stayed behind to help Alby. Look, I don't know if he's brave or stupid– but whatever it is, we need more of it. I say we make him a Runner.

Chuck: [Starts chanting] Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!

Gally: Look, if you wanna throw the newbie a parade, that's fine. Go ahead. But if there is one thing I know about the Maze, it is that you do not–

Gally: [Drops down into the Box and stares at Thomas; Grabs Thomas by his shirt; Pulls Thomas out of the Box and throws him onto the grass] Day one, Greenie. Rise and shine.

Zart: [Enthusiastic] Hey, we got a Runner!

Gally: Good luck against the Grievers.

Gally: Everything started going wrong the minute you showed up: First Ben, then Alby– and now the girl. Everybody saw she recognized you– and I'm betting you know who she is.

Gally: You still think I'm overreacting?

Gally: We gotta stop meeting like this, Greenie.

Gally: Day one, Greenie. Rise and shine.