The Spy Next Door - A Casual Introduction Over Food
Farren:
Bob, this is Larry.
Larry:
Pleased to meet you, sir.
Bob Ho:
Let's get some food.
Farren:
He goes to the university.
Ian:
He's a poet. Isn't it cool?
Bob Ho:
It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb.
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The Spy Next Door - Disdain for Emotions in Older Generations
Ian:
I hate it when old people have feelings.
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The Spy Next Door - Flirting and Humor Among Friends
Ian:
Hey, how are you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me?
Cute Gymnast: [disgusted]
Yeow!
Bob Ho:
At least you're not shy.
Ian:
I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
Bob Ho:
Mission accomplished.
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The Spy Next Door - Fashion Advice Across Generations
Ian:
You know about fashion?
Bob Ho:
No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.
Ian: [[Octopussy]
What movie? ]? This isn't 1985.
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The Spy Next Door - Conflict Over Accusations and Threats
Farren:
Gillian, your son is a psycho. He booby-trapped my hairdryer.
Ian:
Nice hypothesis, but ya can't prove it.
Farren:
Yeah, but I can hurt you.
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The Spy Next Door - A Sudden Departure from the Group
Ian:
Oh. Hey, guys! Gotta go.
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The Spy Next Door - A Lesson in Spy Discretion
Poldark:
Where is the file?
Ian:
It's on my iPod on my desk at home.
Bob Ho:
Now, see, you want to be a spy - never tall the truth to the bald guy.
Ian:
Sorry. I'm new at this.
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