The Most Dangerous Game - Navigating Misaligned Channel Markers
Captain:
The channel's here on the chart, all right, and so are the marking lights.
First mate:
Then what's wrong with them?
Captain:
Those lights don't seem to be in just the right place. They're both a bit out of position according to this.
First mate:
Two light buoys means a safe channel between the world over!
Captain:
Safe between the world over" doesn't go in these waters.
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