The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap - Misunderstandings in the Widow's Garden
Jim Simpson:
The widow doesn't grow corn.
Chester Wooley:
Then what's that scarecrow doing in the yard?
Widow Hawkins:
Who you calling a scarecrow?!
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