William Fichtner Quotes

Guy Foucard Tell them you will let go of the hostages one-by-one. Then, instead of releasing us, release yourself.

Milo Yeah. We, uh, pretend we'rethe hostages.

Guy Foucard And then... tie us up. And, uh... be gone before they come in.

Dova What do you think?

Law Hey, I'm a sociopath, you know what I think.

Jurgen We have a network that's larger than you could ever imagine. Instant word comes that Father is dead, that the Council is leaderless. Bombs that have already been planted will be set off at Prozium clinics and factories around Libria. If we can succeed in disrupting the supply for even one day—one day—our cause will be won by human nature itself.

Butch Cavendish Where's Barret and Jesus?

Frank He killed em. Straight draw. F-Fired one bullet, and they didn't stand a chance.

Ray Frank!

Frank It was a Ranger, Butch. A Lone Ranger.

Butch Cavendish The Rangers are dead.

Frank No. The ghost of Dan Reid. He'd be comin for you.

Butch Cavendish Shut up! Let him come!

Darren MacElroy You're fired.

Coach What?! I brought you the gold medal.

Darren MacElroy No, you brought me half a gold medal. If I wanted him to share I would have bought him a brother.

Chief Wyatt Rash My mother always used to say, "When life hands you potatoes, make potato salad.

Mona Dearly Yeah? Well life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to do with that?!

Phil Dearly Make shit salad?

Phil Dearly Don't kiss the dogs ass!

Burke Ronna, hon, do we got a deal here or not?

Ronna No, actually, we don't. I came to tell you I couldn't get anything.

Burke A resourceful girl like you? I don't believe that.

Ronna It's true.

Burke I just wanna make a deal here. Can we?

Ronna Who the fuck are you? ]? Did you know I'm only 16? I probably shouldn't be drinking beer. Seeing as I'm so...underage and all?

Deputy Tony Carlucci So, uh...you want to tell Jeff about his mom, or do you think we should do it, or...

Phil Dearly Yeah! Uh...

Deputy Jimmy D I mean, we'd be more than happy to do it, Phil, you know, it's just that, coming from you it may cushion the blow.

Deputy Tony Carlucci Being that, you know, he's your son and all.

Phil Dearly Well, in that case, it might be best if one of you did it.

Darren MacElroy I'm un-adopting you.

Jimmy What?

Darren MacElroy I don't think "un-adopting" is the right word for it. Well, legally I'm disowning you.

Phil Dearly I'm a Wheel Watcher! I'm a Wheel Watcher!

Phil Dearly I was a battered husband.

Colonel Mulholland The most important thing you take into battle, is the reason why.

Dova Hey, you want to make us some coffee?

Law Do I look like your bitch?