Memorable Quotes from William Jackson Harper
5 quotesDeciding Between Choices and Regrets
Mark
Dude: you need to stop sitting on the fence with this.
Christian
But what if I end up regretting it a week later, and then I can't get her back?
Mark
You don't want her back!
Christian
I might!
Mark
So then you can bitch to us for that week about how much you regret it, and we'll be like, "Dude: you've been wanting out of this absurd relationship for the last year," and you'll be like "Oh shit, that's right" and then you can find some new chick who actually likes sex and who doesn’t drag you through a million hoops a day.
Josh
Do you think a masochistic part of you is playing this drama out to distract you from the work you actually need to be doing?
Christian
And what work do I actually need to do, Josh?
Josh
Uhhh – your prospectus maybe? I dunno. Your PhD...?
Waitress
Whenever you guys are ready.
Pelle
Thank you.
Waitress
Thank you.
[She smiles at Christian]
Mark
Dude. You could be getting that girl pregnant right now.
Pelle
And don't forget all the Swedish women you can impregnate in June.
Mark
Yeah, dude – don't forget all the Swedish milkmaids.
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Understanding Emotional Expression in Rituals
Sven
We describe it like "emotional sheet music.
[showing Josh a sacred text]
Josh
What does it say?
Sven
Well, each runic letter represents one of the 16 affects, which are graded from most holy to most unholy. This one here is about grief. You can see at the end, however, we have blank pages. This is because the Rubi Radr is a constant work in progress. Forever evolving. We have many, many hundreds of these.
Josh
And who decides what's added?
Sven
Well, uh, this iteration is being written by Rubin.
Josh
Wait. The... disabled?
Sven
Since birth. He draws, and we, the Elders, interpret. You see Josh, Rubin is unclouded by normal cognition. It makes him open for the source.
Josh
Uh, what happens when Rubin... dies? Do you just wait for a baby that is... "not clouded"?
Sven
No, no, no. Uh, Ruben was a product of inbreeding. All of our Oracles have been deliberate products of inbreeding.
[chuckles]
Josh
Can I take a photograph?
Sven
What?
Josh
Uh, a photograph.
Sven
No! Absolutely not!
[closes book]
Josh
Okay, sorry.
Sven
Absolutely not.
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Anticipation for the Upcoming Ceremony
Pelle
All right – beauty rest! Tomorrow's a big day.
Josh
And what's tomorrow?
Pelle
First of the big ceremonies.
Josh
So you're just gonna be weird and cryptic?
Josh
Are you serious?
[eyes widening]
Christian
What's that? What's Ättestupan? Fuck. What’s Ättestupan?
[pulls out his phone and types "Atestupan" into a search engine, but there's no internet connection.]
Dani
Is it scary?
Josh
You'll see.
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Warning About Cultural Practices in Midsommar
Pelle
I need to warn you before we go down...because you might not want to.
Dani
Is this gonna be something weird?
Pelle
Uhhh – it might seem very weird, but it's a great honor for them.
Dani
Is this the thing you mentioned last night?
Josh
Ättestupan.
Pelle
We're about to perform a centuries-old rite that is very important to us and very beautiful, but also – very far from anything you have in America.
Dani
Do I not want to do this?
[suddenly nervous]
Pelle
Well – that's what I'm saying. You're invited to. I just... You remember I explained the winter stage of a man’s life goes from 53 to 72? Well, this is what happens when 72 is reached.
[pauses]
Dani
Okay. And what is "this"? What is Ättestupan?
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Life Stages Compared to Seasons
Christian
Who all sleeps in here?
Pelle
All the younger ones. Until we turn 32. Then we move to the houses.
Josh
Why 32?
Pelle
We think of life like the seasons. You are a child until you're 16, and that is the Spring. At some point we all do our Pilgrimage, and that's between 17 and 32. That's Summer. Then, from 33 to 52, you're of working age: Fall. And finally from 53 to 72, you become a mentor.
Josh
Winter.
Dani
What happens when you turn 72, then?
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