Memorable Quotes from William Lucking
2 quotesCaution in a Distrusting Environment
Wilson
Can't be too careful nowadays, y'know? Lot of "tea leaves" about, know what I mean?
Warehouse Foreman
Excuse me?
Wilson
Tea leaves... thieves.
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Joining the Army: A Personal Assessment
Recruiter
I'm not saying the army will do for you what it did for me. All I'm saying is you get out of it exactly what you put into it. Sometimes, the army's your best shot. Now there a couple of questions I have to ask you, they're a little personal; Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.
Winger
Convicted? No.
Russell
Never convicted.
Recruiter
That's good. Are either of you, uh, homosexual?
Winger
You mean like flaming?
Recruiter
Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
Russell
No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
Winger
Yeah ... would they send us someplace special?
Recruiter
I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph here.
Winger
Sammy, get well soon
[signing]
Recruiter
That's good, now your name.
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