Funny Farm - Dreams of Escape and Reality Check
Newspaper Editor:
Andy, all my life I've dreamed of packing up and leaving the city and the newspaper business behind.
Reporter:
What stopped you, Jack?
Newspaper Editor:
And moving to some quiet little town in the country and putting down on paper the novel I know I have inside me.
Reporter:
That's not a novel, Jack, its heartburn.
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