William ZabkaQuotes

Ellen: Hi Audrey, would you like something to eat?

Audrey: [shows that she received a letter from Jack and starts reading] I'm not hungry.

Jack: (voiceover) "Dear Audrey, I miss the shit out of you. But luckly, Debbie's been coming by to cheer me up.

Audrey: THAT BITCH!

Ellen: Is something wrong dear?

Audrey: No, I'm fine.

Jack: (voiceover) "I think it's time to ask ourselves this question. Do you think this relationship is strong enough that we consider meeting other people? I think it is.

Audrey: (heartbroken) Would you pass the croissants please? And the butters and jams?

Clark: Well it's nice to see you getting your appetite back.

Audrey: Yeah, well who have I got to be thin for?

Rick: Um, excuse me. Could I have your attention please? Your attention? Every day at lunch, we get a very special treat from a very special guy. A guy who has dedicated his life to building his body, pushing his muscles to the very limits of human endurance. Why, you ask? Why? Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food, Greg Tolan!

Rick: Whoa, wait. Let's take a moment to find out a little bit about the man behind the mess. Greg! May I call you Greg? Now, tell us, Greg, how did you get into spilling food, huh? Were you a messy baby? Did you hate your strained peas? Well, you know, how most psychologists tell us that guys, well, they get into body building to compensate for either a lack of IQ, or a small weenie. Which is it, Greg? Well, those of us in Greg's gym class certainly know the answer to that one.

Greg: I'm going to beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!

Deborah: Greg, please!

Rick: [the kids in the cafeteria go to an end of their table; everybody in the cafeteria lifts their table, spilling food, including spilling their food on Greg's feet] Hey, isn't he great? Muscles and a sense of humor. Well, let's thank Greg for the many lunchtime thrills and spills he's given us. All right everybody, up! Come on, everybody up! Grab an end of your table! A tribute to you, Greg. Lift! We love you, Greg!

John Kreese: [about Daniel's injured leg] Sweep the leg.

John Kreese: Do you have a problem with that?

Johnny Lawrence: No, Sensei.

John Kreese: No mercy.

John Kreese: [notices Johnny staring at Daniel and Mr. Miyagi] We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition. A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy- what is the problem, Mr. Lawrence?

John Kreese: I hear you jumped some of my students last night.

Mr. Miyagi: Afraid the facts mixed up.

John Kreese: Are you calling Mr. Lawrence a liar?

Mr. Miyagi: No call no one nothing.

John Kreese: What are you here for, old man?

Mr. Miyagi: Come ask leave boy alone.

John Kreese: What's the matter? The boy can't take care of his own problems?

Mr. Miyagi: One to one problem, yes. Five to one problem, too much ask anyone.

John Kreese: [to Johnny] Is that what's bothering you? The odds? Well, we can fix that. You like matching, Mr. Lawrence?

Johnny Lawrence: [eagerly] Yes, Sensei!

Mr. Miyagi: [groans] No more fighting.

John Kreese: [getting angry] This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class! You don't come into my dojo and drop a challenge and leave, old man. Now, you get your boy on the mat or you and I will have a major problem.

Mr. Miyagi: Too much advantage, your dojo.

John Kreese: Name a place.

Mr. Miyagi: [gestures with his head to the poster behind him for the All-Valley Under-18 Karate Tournament] Tournament.

John Kreese: [chuckles] You've got real nerve, old man. Real nerve. But I think we can accommodate you. Can't we, Mr. Lawrence?

Johnny Lawrence: Yes, Sensei.

John Kreese: [Johnny gets back in line] Fall in.

Mr. Miyagi: Ask one more small request.

John Kreese: [stops, annoyed] Make it fast.

Mr. Miyagi: Ask leave boy alone, to train.

John Kreese: [chuckles; to his students] You're a pushy little bastard, ain't ya? But I like that. I like that! All right, no one touches the prima donna until the tournament. Is that understood?

Cobra Kai students: YES, SENSEI!

John Kreese: [menacingly approaches Miyagi and Daniel again; points at Daniel; points at Miyagi] But you don't show, and it's open season, on him ... and you .

Bobby Brown: (to Dutch) Leave him (Daniel) alone man, he's had enough!

Dutch: Shut up, Bobby!

Bobby Brown: Look at him, Dutch. He can't even stand up!

Dutch: So what?! THAT DON'T MEAN SQUAT!

Bobby Brown: Johnny! (still to Johnny and pointing at Johnny) Leave him (Daniel) alone, man, he's had enough!

Johnny Lawrence: I'll decide when he's had enough, man!

Bobby Brown: What is wrong with you, Johnny!

Johnny Lawrence: AN ENEMY DESERVES NO MERCY!

Dutch: (to Johnny) RIGHT!

Johnny Lawrence: RIGHT!

Dutch: RIGHT!

Bobby Brown: (to Johnny) You're crazy, man!

Bobby Brown: [slaps him with his hand] Tommy!

Tommy: [also slaps him with his hand] Bobby! Get him!