Memorable Quotes from Willie Best
6 quotesConfrontation of Courage and Perception
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Clarence, you turn around and stop acting like a coward.
Clarence
What makes you think I'm acting?
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Uncertainty About Valet Duties
Clarence
What do a valet do?
[Carrying bags up the stairs]
Norton
You mean you don't know?
[Also carrying bags up the stairs]
Clarence
No, sir.
Norton
Then that makes two of us don't know.
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Anxiety Before the Upcoming Event
Clarence
Mr. Lucky, you best be getting ready. The Justice of the... stuff is here. How you feeling?
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Like a guy who's about to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel...
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Confronting Fear and Self-Preservation
Clarence
Boss, if you hear something whizzing by you, it'll be me.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Why, Clarence, don't tell me you're afraid.
Clarence
I ain't afraid, but my feets ain't gonna stand around and see my body abused.
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Locked In and Seeking Solutions
Clarence
Well, boss, we're locked in.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Try turning the doorknob.
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A Lesson on Alcohol Perception
Clarence
That Mr. Bentley must have been seeing things.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Well that's what whiskey does to a person Clarence. Now let that be a lesson to you.
Clarence
You're right boss. From now on I'll drink nothing but straight gin.
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