The Legend of Billie Jean - Perceptions of Taste and Wealth in Food
Binx:
What's this?
Putter:
I think it's chicken.
Binx:
It doesn't taste like chicken.
Ophelia:
When you rich, food ain't supposed to taste like what it really is.
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The Legend of Billie Jean - A Conversation on Body Image and Perception
Ophelia:
Would you look at those tits?
Putter:
I think they're gross.
Ophelia:
That's because you don't have any.
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The Legend of Billie Jean - Setting the Record Straight
Billie Jean: [on TV]
I'm Billie Jean Davy, and I wanna set the record straight.
Ringwald:
Oh my God!
Policeman #1:
Wow!
Billie Jean:
I'm not a liar, I'm not a thief, and neither is my brother.
Binx: [cuts in]
Hello, ma!
Billie Jean: [shoves Binx aside]
Sorry, that is him. Mom, I don't know when we'll be comin home, but we love you. I know people are making up stories about us. Don't you believe them. As for you, Mr. Pyatt. You are so sleazy.
Putter: [cheers on camera]
YEA!
Billie Jean:
You think you can do anything you want and then lie about it and we just have to take it, because what are we? Just a bunch of kids. Well not this time. From now on we're doin this our way. No lyin', no cheatin', fair is fair.
Kid #1 in Crowd: [at electronics store watching TV]
Alright!
Billie Jean:
$608 dollars for the scooter your son trashed. That's what you owe, and we're NOT turnin ourselves in til we get it. Fair is fair! We didn't start this, we didn't mean it to happen, but we're not givin up til you pay. FAIR IS FAIR!
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The Legend of Billie Jean - Desperation in a Dangerous Situation
Lloyd:
Tapes are not going to be enough.
Billie Jean:
What do you mean?
Lloyd:
I mean they don't have to give you the money, they'll just hunt you down and catch you. Cops don't have to bargain with you, you don't have anything they want. Unless you offer them a trade.
Ophelia:
Whatever is that boy doing?
Putter:
It's a trick, I saw it on TV.
Billie Jean:
What kind of trade?
Lloyd:
I'm going to be your hostage, then they have to reason with you. I'm your guarantee.
Putter:
Like when you buy a car.
Ophelia:
That's a warranty.
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The Legend of Billie Jean - Joan of Arc: Victory and Tragedy
Putter:
Is that a boy or a girl?
Lloyd:
Girl, Joan of Arc. She dressed up as a man and led the French in fighting the English. She heard voices, stop being a peasant', France needs you', the truth needs you'. And she won, she beat the English, but then...
Putter:
Then what?
Lloyd:
The French, burnt her, alive!
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The Legend of Billie Jean - A Tense Exchange Between Friends
Putter:
Far out, I'm coming!
Billie Jean:
This is serious, Putter!
Putter:
I can be serious, Billie Jean, please I can't stay here without you, I'll just die!
Billie Jean:
Go away, Putter!
Putter: [to Ophelia]
Billie Jean said I can come, don't move!
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City Slickers - Unexpected Visit Brings Trouble for Phil
Nancy: [Shows up at the door during Mitch’s party]
Umm is Mr. Phil Berquist here?
Barbara: [Nancy walks past her and over to Phil]
Can I get you something to…?
Nancy:
Mr. Berquist your housekeeper told me where you were. I’m in trouble.
Phil:
What are you doing here, Nancy? Who’s on Register 9?
Nancy:
I don’t know what to do.
Mitch: [Holds up a tray next to Nancy]
Rumaki?
Phil: [Becoming anxious]
I don’t think this is the time or the place to talk about this!
Nancy:
I'm late!
Phil:
What?
Nancy:
I missed my period!
Mitch:
Whoops.
Phil:
What!?
Nancy:
I was at work and on my break and I took one of those home pregnancy tests from Aisle 11.
Phil:
The ones on special?
Nancy:
Yes, and it came up blue!
Arlene:
Why is she telling you this, Phil?
Phil: [Embarrassed]
Because... because I'm her boss! And... we have a health plan!
Arlene:
You son of a bitch, you screwed this little girl in my father's store!?
Phil:
No, no, no!
Nancy:
It was in his car!
Phil:
Oh, Jesus.
Nancy:
And I'm not a little girl, I'm 20.
Arlene:
Get out of this house, you little whore!
Phil:
Hey! I will not permit you to talk to her that way.
Arlene:
Fine. I'll tell my father what you did!
Phil: [struggles to take the phone from her and the phone jack is torn from the wall]
No, do not call Mr Levine! Hey! Put down that phone!
Mitch:
That’s my phone!
Arlene:
You're crazy!
Phil:
That's right - not having sex for 12 years will do that to a person!
Mitch: [Trying to break them up]
Stop it.. come on, not in front of your friend’s..
Arlene: [let’s go of the phone and leaves the room]
I’m not afraid of you! I'll call from the bedroom.
Phil:
The bedroom? How the hell would you know where the bedroom is?
Arlene: [from the other room]
I'm calling...
Phil:
Go ahead, call him, I'm sure he's home! It's his night to meet with the other escaped Nazis!
Arlene:
I hate you!
Phil:
I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be China!
Mitch: [awkward pause]
Let's bring out the cake!
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