Kung Fu Hustle - Career Aspirations: A Humorous Debate
Landlord: [''commenting on Sing's martial arts techniques'']
If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer.
Landlady:
A stuntman, more likely.
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Kung Fu Hustle - The Challenge of Becoming a Great Fighter
Barber:
Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
Landlady:
Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
Barber: [''Doing martial arts routine'']
It's obvious I'm the one!
Landlady: [''Punches him in the face, knocking him to the floor'']
Don't think so.
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Kung Fu Hustle - Kung Fu Skills vs. Personal Strength
Landlady:
You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
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Kung Fu Hustle - Curiosity About Red Underwear
Landlady: [''To tailor'']
What's with the red underwear?
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Kung Fu Hustle - Questioning Righteousness and Language Barriers
Landlady: [''Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood'']
How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!
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