Attack of the 50 Foot Woman - Conflict Over Financial Independence and Relationships
Harry Archer:
I should never have agreed to go back to her once we were separated.
Honey Parker:
Why did you?
Harry Archer:
You know why. I couldn't pry a nickel out of her. That community property routine only works of women! A man hasn't got a chance!
Honey Parker: [He looks around in shock]
Unless the wife dies. I didn't say anything.
Harry Archer:
You were thinking it!
Honey Parker:
Not the same thing.
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Attack of the 50 Foot Woman - Conflict Between Authority and Gender Expectations
Honey Parker:
You're the deputy, do something!
Deputy Charlie:
I can't shoot a woman!
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Attack of the 50 Foot Woman - Shared Affliction of Wealth and Spending
Honey Parker:
You know what our problem is? We both have the same disease: money, and happy ways of spending it.
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Attack of the Giant Leeches - Conflict Between Spouses Escalates
Dave Walker:
Look, it's not that I want to be mean or anything like that.
Liz Walker:
Don't touch me!
Dave Walker:
Who do you think your talking too? Don't touch me? You're my wife, I'll touch you anytime I feel like it. Where you going? Where you going?
Liz Walker:
I'm going out, maybe I'll be back, maybe I won't.
Dave Walker:
Liz don't leave me, I didn't mean nothing.
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Attack of the Giant Leeches - Tension Among Friends in a Critical Moment
Lem Sawyer: [laughter]
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Cal Moulton:
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Dave Walker:
Just hold it a second, Lem. Liz! You hear me girl?
Liz Walker: [appears in doorway]
What you want now?
Dave Walker: [referring to music]
You gotta play that thing so loud...?
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