Memorable Quotes from Zac Efron
21 quotesThe Importance of Self-Respect
Mike O Donnell
Listen, girls. If you don't respect yourself, how do you expect others to respect you?
[the girls are mercilessly trying to seduce him]
Nicole
Don't respect me.
Jaime
No! Don't respect me.
Samantha
You don't even have to remember my name!
Nicole
Okay, wow.
[surprised]
Jaime
Yeah, that's like, really slutty.
Samantha
I know, right?
Mike O'Donnell
Forget it. This is some other dad's problem.
[quietly to himself while walking away]
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Indifference in Introductions
Matt Brody
Hey, I'm Matt Brody!
Summer Quinn
And not a single fuck was given...
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Discussion of an Unlikely Smuggling Scheme
Mitch Buchannon
How about diamond smugglers who are putting the rocks in surfboards and bringing them ashore?
Matt Brody
Everything that you guys are talking about sounds like a really, like, entertaining but far-fetched TV show.
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Matt Brody Seeks Help with Computers
Matt Brody
Ronnie, I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don't know shit about computers...
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Uncertainty and Humor in Challenging Situations
Matt Brody
Will it work? Maybe. Will there be some surprises along the way? Abso-fucking-lutely. Is anyone gonna die? I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.
Ronnie Greenbaum
Sorry, what?
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Unexpected Proposals and Flirty Banter
Matt Brody
Hey. I'm more motivated than ever. So you're going to make me guess your name? Are you following me?
Summer Quinn
I was actually just going to ask you the same thing. Okay. Look, you're hot. I may resist for a while, but we both know eventually I'll give in. So why don't we just skip that. Why don't you put a baby in me? Now.
Matt Brody
You know, honestly... I was thinking dinner first. But we could try the baby thing, if you want.
Summer Quinn
You are trying. Way too hard.
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Unconventional Appearance Comparison
Jason Kelly
Well, how do I look?
[shows up in a yellow sweater and plaid slacks]
Dick Kelly
Like the keynote speaker at a butt-fucking convention.
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Conflict Over Dating Choices and Family Loyalty
Mike O'Donnell
Why are you dating him? He's bullying your brother.
[from trailer]
Maggie O'Donnell
Who are you, my father?
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Surrounded by People Everywhere
Dave Stangle
Wait, there's people everywhere.
[making out with Alice on a picnic table]
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Understanding Perspectives in Baywatch Dialogue
Matt Brody
What do you mean You People'?
Mitch Buchannon
You don't get to say that. You're just tan.
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Misunderstanding about a modern character
Ronnie Greenbaum
She's like some sort of modern-day ].
[[J. Edgar Hoover]
Matt Brody
The vacuum guy.
Ronnie Greenbaum
No.
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Unintended Glances and Awkward Conversations
Summer Quinn
Did you just, uh look at my boobs?
Matt Brody
Ah, that was not my intention...I didn't, uh, stare directly at them.
[looks down at her]
Summer Quinn
You're looking at them right now.
[laughs]
Matt Brody
No I didn't. Now I did. Cause you're talking about them.
[looks down again]
Summer Quinn
Testing... Oh, failed. Oh my god. We're gonna be in swimsuits a lot, so...
[bouncing her breasts]
Matt Brody
Yeah.
Summer Quinn
If it's going to be a problem for you...
Matt Brody
There's not a problem at all, for me.
Summer Quinn
Yeah.
Matt Brody
Cool.
Summer Quinn
Alright. You just looked at them again.
[walks off]
Matt Brody
No, I didn't...I was...I didn't...I mean, when you point them out like that... It's a compliment, if you think about it, sort of.
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Golfing Rivalry Takes an Unexpected Turn
Dick Kelly
We have a long-standing bet - who's the better golfer. Obviously, I've got the bigger three-wood.
Lenore
Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina.
Jason Kelly
Holy shit.
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Debating Grandma's Death and Its Circumstances
Cousin Nick
Fuckin sucks dick about grandma, huh? Old woman fuckin murdered like that.
Jason Kelly
I think she had cancer.
Cousin Nick
We'll never know the truth.
Jason Kelly
We absolutely know the truth. Grandma had cancer for ten years.
Cousin Nick
You don't just die from cancer, Jason.
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Humorous Comparison of Generations and Interference
Dick Kelly
You're like some sort of cock blocking terminator sent back from the future to cock block humans.
Jason Kelly
Ah, got ya.
Dick Kelly
The robots should've sent you instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, you could've cock blocked John Conners parents and he never would've been born.
Jason Kelly
Shut up Grandpa. Shut up.
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A Humorous Take on Intuition and Caution
Mitch Buchannon
My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there, and my balls say we need to go over there and check it out.
Matt Brody
Your balls said that?
Mitch Buchannon
Yes, they did.
Matt Brody
Okay, my balls say "Just take it easy right here. Just chill.
[in a high-pitched voice]
Mitch Buchannon
Why the fuck do your balls sound like three-year-old girls?
Matt Brody
I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise.
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An Apology for Hair Disruption
Link Larkin
Sorry, little darlin'. Hope I didn’t dent your do.
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Confusion Over Technical Terminology in Planning
Matt Brody
So, Dave had access to Leeds server.
Ronnie Greenbaum
Her server? You mean her network.
Matt Brody
Yeah, her network, that's what I meant. Okay, so we just take a flash drive, and we plug it in, you know, get in to her cloud, and then steal all her cookies, right, and then we're straight through the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum
Okay, literally none of what you said made any sense.
Matt Brody
Straight over the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum
It's not, like, a physical thing you do.
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Team Introduction at Baywatch Qualifiers
Mitch Buchannon
Hey, fresh face. You here for the qualifiers?
Matt Brody
Uh, no, no, I'm not trying out. I'm actually already on the team.
Mitch Buchannon
You're already on this team?
Matt Brody
I'm Matt Brody. Ready for duty.
Mitch Buchannon
Ready for duty"? Oh, okay. Um, you got any papers or anything like that?
Matt Brody
I do. There you go.
Mitch Buchannon
Oh, it's a permission slip. Literally. "Dear Mitch, I am pleased to write you on behalf of Mr. Matt Brody." Right. Well, no free passes.
Matt Brody
Yeah. Whoa.
Mitch Buchannon
At all. Yeah, cause I don't give a shit.
Matt Brody
I legit needed those for my taxes.
Mitch Buchannon
What you need is to understand that if you're going to be on this team, you got to earn it.
Matt Brody
Really?
Mitch Buchannon
Yeah. So, why don't we start this whole thing over, just like gentlemen? Where you from, ]?
[[w:One Direction|One Direction]
Matt Brody
Um... Iowa? Iowa? You heard of it?
Mitch Buchannon
Yeah, I know what it is. Hey, Steph.
Stephanie Holden
Hey.
Mitch Buchannon
] here is from Iowa.
[[w:New Kids on the Block|New Kids on the Block]
Stephanie Holden
Oh, man.
Mitch Buchannon
And, uh, he says he's already on the team. Yeah. Doesn't have to try out.
Stephanie Holden
Really?
Mitch Buchannon
Yeah, absolutely. Let me ask you this...A lot of oceans in Iowa?
Stephanie Holden
No, just ponds and lakes and cocky pretty boys, apparently.
Mitch Buchannon
Uh-huh. Cocky pretty boys.
Stephanie Holden
Hey, Mitch, what happened to that last pretty boy recruit we had?
Mitch Buchannon
He died.
Stephanie Holden
R.I.P.
Matt Brody
Are you guys being serious right now? I honestly can't tell. You show up here, matching bathing suits. What is this, "lifeguard hazing"? I'm Matt Brody. I hold the world record in the 200 meter. Two gold medals.
Mitch Buchannon
Hey! Matt Brody.
Stephanie Holden
Matt Brody.
Mitch Buchannon
Yes, yes. Absolutely. And we still don't give a fuck.
Stephanie Holden
Don't give a fuck.
Mitch Buchannon
No, fresh out.
Stephanie Holden
Fresh out of fucks.
Mitch Buchannon
Yeah. Okay, that ocean out there has riptides that'll tear your little mangina in two.
Matt Brody
My mangina? So you are being serious.
Mitch Buchannon
Dead serious, right now, ], all right? This ain't no little fucking pond out of Iowa. So with all due respect, you want to be here on this team, on our team, you're gonna have to earn it.
[[w:NSYNC|NSYNC]
Matt Brody
Look, I get it. You're big, sasquatch. But I'm fast. Really fucking fast. Which is why somebody important thinks I belong here. So when you two figure out who the fuck I am, you can find me on the beach. See you.
[slaps Mitch's face lightly]
Stephanie Holden
Did that really just happen?
Mitch Buchannon
It did. He slapped me.
Stephanie Holden
Wow.
Mitch Buchannon
Yeah. His hands were soft and supple though, like a woman. No offense.
Stephanie Holden
None taken.
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A Simple Compliment on Kindness
Dave Stangle
I think you're nice.
[sitting on a tree branch with Alice]
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A Crude Preference for Unconventional Experiences
Jason Kelly
Being a corporate lawyer, it's got its upsides.
Dick Kelly
You know what I'd rather do?
Jason Kelly
What?
Dick Kelly
I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.
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