Memorable Quotes from Zach Braff
11 quotesConfrontation Over a Betrayal in Relationships
Jenna
Tell me. Did you cheat with me, asshole?
Michael
I kissed her.
Jenna
It was one kiss and it meant to be absolutely nothing, baby!
[''rushes'']
Michael
It did such a stupid thing! It was a stupid thing! I'm so sorry!
[''follows Jenna'']
Jenna
You make me sick, you fucking SLUT!
Michael
Slut?
Jenna
Kim?" You have a number programmed into your cell phone? Who is the fucking whore?!
Michael
I didn't sleep with her!
Jenna
No! But I wanted to, right?!
Michael
No!!
Jenna
Bullshit! Is she prettier than me?!
Michael
NO!!!
Jenna
Liar?!
Michael
No, Jen!
Michael
What am I supposed to do now, huh? What the fuck am I supposed to do now?!
[''Jenna pushes Michael into a lamp'']
Jenna
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!
[''Michael grabs Jenna felling angry'']
Michael
Will you listen to me?! Nothing happened!!!
Jenna
You were out with another woman all night! I'm pregnant! Is that fucking nothing to you?!
Michael
YES!! NO!!!!
Jenna
How many times you kiss her? Don't you dare lie to me!
Michael
Several times!
Jenna
Oh, God, you make me sick!
Michael
And go where?
Jenna
GET OUT OF HERE!!! GO BACK TO FUCKING KIM!!!!
[''she grabs a knife'']
Michael
What, are you gonna fucking stab me, Jenna!
Jenna
GET OUT!!!!!
[''yells very loudly'']
Michael
Are you out of you're fucking mind?!?
Jenna
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Michael
ARE YOU OUT OF YOU'RE FUCKING MIND?!?!?
Jenna
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
Michael
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
[''he yells out at Jenna loudly''; ''he walks out of the house after the argument with Jenna, he flings it open and storms out of here]
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The Evolving Concept of Home and Family
Andrew Largeman
You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your shit that idea of home is gone.
Sam
I still feel at home in my house.
Andrew Largeman
You'll see when you move out. It just sort of happens one day, one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't even exist. I don't know maybe it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for your kids, for the family you start. It's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.
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Love's Unexpected Journey
Michael
(first lines) This is the story how love take place, but not as anyone would happen. In those romances, the reason why it's going to be, Michael!
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Complicated feelings about friendship and boundaries.
Michael
They're just friends! Fuck!
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Exploring the Infinite Abyss Together
Andrew Largeman
Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
Albert
Thanks...Hey, you too.
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Protecting Innocence in Unlikely Situations
Andrew Largeman
I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!
Sam
I'm not innocent.
Andrew Largeman
Yes, you are. That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of ] to find ] ] huffing ] or ] ] each other, or whatever else is down here!
[[w:Newark|Newark; [w:cocaine|crack; [w:Prostitution|whores; [w:turpentine|turpentine; [w:pit bulls|pit bulls; [w:rape|raping]
Mark
Man, that's the most worked up I've ever seen you.
Sam
He's protecting me.
Andrew Largeman
So?
Sam
He likes me!
Andrew Largeman
Don't be cute.
Sam
He's my ] in shining armor.
[[w:knight|knight]
Andrew Largeman
Don't talk about knights in front of Mark. It's a sore subject.
Mark
I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.
Andrew Largeman
] intended?
[[w:Pun|Pun]
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Threats and Deceptions Among Friends
Sam
Well, don't try anything funny, cause my uncle's a bounty hunter and he can have you tracked and killed.
Andrew Largeman
You're such a liar.
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The Pain of Real Life
Andrew Largeman
Fuck, this hurts so much.
Sam
I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's sorta all we have.
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Misunderstanding at the Restaurant
Rude Girl Customer
I'll have a Ketel Cosmo, with ], and some ], ASAP.
[[w:Red Bull|Red Bull; [w:Bread|bread]
Andrew Largeman
We don't have bread.
Rude Girl Customer
What do you mean you don't have bread, how can you not have bread?
Andrew Largeman
We're a ] restaurant. We just don't have bread.
[[w:Vietnam|Vietnamese]
Rude Girl Customer
Well, you're not Vietnamese.
Andrew Largeman
No, I'm not.
Rude Girl Customer
Can I have something to chew on? Fuck, ]! Whatever!
[[w:Bamboo|bamboo]
Andrew Largeman
I'll see what I can find.
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A Question of Identity and Connection
Andrew Largeman
You're a ], Kenny?
[[w:Police|cop]
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A Moment of Regret and Realization
Michael
It was a stupid thing!
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