Gremlins - The Responsibility of Owning a Mogwai
Randall Peltzer:
Honey, this is the gentleman who sold me the Mogwai.
Mr. Wing:
Sold". An interesting choice of words. You have taught Mogwai to watch television?! I warned you - with Mogwai comes much responsibility. But you didn't listen! And you see what happens?
Randall Peltzer:
Hey, look, I didn't mean it.
Mr. Wing:
You deal with Mogwai just like your society deals with all of nature's gifts! You do not understand! You are not ready.
Mr. Wing:
He has something to say to you.
Billy Peltzer:
You mean you understand what he's saying?
Mr. Wing:
To hear, one has only to listen.
Gizmo:
Bye, Billy!
Mr. Wing: [to Billy, smiling]
Perhaps one day, you will be ready. Until then, Mogwai will be waiting.
Randall Peltzer:
Sir, before you go, I want you to know I am truly sorry for all this. I want to offer you this. There's one. There's one other one but it's an invention of mine.
Mr. Wing:
Ah, smokeless ashtray.
Randall Peltzer:
How did you know?
Mr. Wing:
Man at gas station try to sell me. Latest word in technology. Very generous of you. I'm sure it will come in handy.
Gizmo:
Bye bye, bark bark woof woof.
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Gremlins - Observing Enjoyment in Unusual Circumstances
Kate:
What're they doing?
Billy Peltzer: [[Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937 film)|Snow White]
They're watching ]. And they love it.
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Gremlins - A Traumatic Christmas Memory Unveiled
Kate:
Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.
Billy Peltzer:
Kate, what are you talking about?
Kate: [Gizmo gasps in shock]
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were, were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. Couple hours went by, Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So, the police began a search. 4 or 5 days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so, I went to try to light up the fire. And that's when I noticed the smell. Firemen came and broke through the chimney top, and me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird, and instead, they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney on Christmas Eve, his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck, died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Gremlins - Bathroom Buddy Demonstration and Miscommunication
Randall Peltzer: [produces a shaver]
Billy, you're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy? I have made an improvement. Now, let's say, you're about to walk into a big meeting. It's very important. You reach up and you forgot to shave. Now what do you do? Under normal circumstances, you are in trouble! But not if you have the Bathroom Buddy. Now watch Voila! What do you think?
Billy Peltzer:
That's pretty neat. What does this button do?
Randall Peltzer:
No, don't touch it!
Billy Peltzer:
Sorry dad.
Randall Peltzer:
No, it's okay.
Billy Peltzer:
No, I'm really sorry.
Randall Peltzer:
It's not your fault. I was going to get to that. I'll fix it tomorrow.
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch - The Nature of Places and Their Purpose
Billy Peltzer:
Sir, I'm... I'm sorry about the building.
Daniel Clamp:
I'm not.
Kate Peltzer:
You're not?
Daniel Clamp:
For one thing, we're insured for the damages. For another, maybe it wasn't a place for people anyway. It was a place for things. You make a place for things, things come.
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