Zach Galligan Quotes

Billy Peltzer Sir, I'm... I'm sorry about the building.

Daniel Clamp I'm not.

Kate Peltzer You're not?

Daniel Clamp For one thing, we're insured for the damages. For another, maybe it wasn't a place for people anyway. It was a place for things. You make a place for things, things come.

Randall Peltzer Honey, this is the gentleman who sold me the Mogwai.

Mr. Wing Sold". An interesting choice of words. You have taught Mogwai to watch television?! I warned you - with Mogwai comes much responsibility. But you didn't listen! And you see what happens?

Randall Peltzer Hey, look, I didn't mean it.

Mr. Wing You deal with Mogwai just like your society deals with all of nature's gifts! You do not understand! You are not ready.

Mr. Wing He has something to say to you.

Billy Peltzer You mean you understand what he's saying?

Mr. Wing To hear, one has only to listen.

Gizmo Bye, Billy!

Mr. Wing Perhaps one day, you will be ready. Until then, Mogwai will be waiting.

Randall Peltzer Sir, before you go, I want you to know I am truly sorry for all this. I want to offer you this. There's one. There's one other one but it's an invention of mine.

Mr. Wing Ah, smokeless ashtray.

Randall Peltzer How did you know?

Mr. Wing Man at gas station try to sell me. Latest word in technology. Very generous of you. I'm sure it will come in handy.

Gizmo Bye bye, bark bark woof woof.

Kate Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.

Billy Peltzer Kate, what are you talking about?

Kate The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were, were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. Couple hours went by, Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So, the police began a search. 4 or 5 days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so, I went to try to light up the fire. And that's when I noticed the smell. Firemen came and broke through the chimney top, and me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird, and instead, they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney on Christmas Eve, his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck, died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

Randall Peltzer Billy, you're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy? I have made an improvement. Now, let's say, you're about to walk into a big meeting. It's very important. You reach up and you forgot to shave. Now what do you do? Under normal circumstances, you are in trouble! But not if you have the Bathroom Buddy. Now watch Voila! What do you think?

Billy Peltzer That's pretty neat. What does this button do?

Randall Peltzer No, don't touch it!

Billy Peltzer Sorry dad.

Randall Peltzer No, it's okay.

Billy Peltzer No, I'm really sorry.

Randall Peltzer It's not your fault. I was going to get to that. I'll fix it tomorrow.

Kate What're they doing?

Billy Peltzer They're watching ]. And they love it.