Memorable Quotes from Zachary Gordon
6 quotesCritique of Middle School Experience
Greg Heffley
Let me just say for the record that I think middle school may be the dumbest idea ever invented.
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Normalcy in a Chaotic Environment
Greg Heffley
Thank God there are a few normal people or this place would be a total freak show.
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Camping Expectations vs. Reality
Greg Heffley
A refrigerator? Ready-made meals? And a TV? This isn't camping!
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Future Success Amidst Current Struggles
Greg Heffley
Right now, I have to take abuse from these morons. But in twenty years, Quentin here will be workin for me.
[after getting teased by Quentin]
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Misunderstandings About Journals and Diaries
Greg Heffley
OK, first of all, let me get something straight, this is a journal, not a diary. Yeah, I know what it says on the cover, but when my mom went out to buy this thing, I specifically told her not to buy the thing that says "diary" on it. This just proves that Mom doesn't understand anything about kids my age.
Bully
Huh, Sissy!
[punches Greg]
Greg
The only reason why I agreed to write in this thing, is because one day, when I'm rich and famous, I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day long.
Reporter #1
Gregory! Tell us about your childhood!
Reporter #2
Were you always so smart and handsome?
Greg
Here's my journal. Now shoo, shoo.
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Confusion About Interacting with Girls
Greg Heffley
She's a girl! Where do I grab her?
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