In & Out - Unique Circumstances for Unusual Connections
Jack:
There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.
Mike:
Guys in space?
Jack:
Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.
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Wet Hot American Summer - A Promise to Reunite in Ten Years
Susie:
You guys, I'm really gonna miss this place.
Coop:
Me, too.
Ben:
Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Lindsay:
Yeah!
Ben:
What time do you wanna meet?
J.J.:
You mean ten years from now?
Ben:
Yeah.
Coop:
Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie:
Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00 or 9:30?
Coop:
Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
McKinley:
Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here at 9:30? I mean, we're all gonna be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Gary:
Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together:
Agreed.
McKinley:
Great, cause I have something at 11:00.
Gary:
You've just got like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
McKinley:
No, I just, I have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.
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Wet Hot American Summer - Discussing Inexperience and Sexuality Among Friends
J.J.:
He gets so uncomfortable whenever we talk openly about sexual issues. You know he's never been with a girl before.
Gary:
McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate". And I think you know what I'm talking about.
J.J.:
You mean, penis-in-vagina?
Gary:
No, dickhead. Sex.
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