Amy Poehler Biography
Amy Poehler (/ˈpoʊlər/; born September 16, 1971) is an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and director. After studying improv at Chicago's Second City and ImprovOlympic in the early 1990s, she co-founded the improvisational-comedy troupe Upright Citizens Brigade. The group moved to New York City in 1996 where their act became a half-hour sketch-comedy series on Comedy Central in 1998.
Along with other members of the comedy group, Poehler is a founder of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. Description above from the Wikipedia article Amy Poehler, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
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Robbery Reveals Empty Safes and Tension
Tommy Papouli:
Where's the money?
Frank Theodorakis:
We just got robbed.
Scott Johansen:
Yeah.
Frank Theodorakis:
Look, the saves are all empty.
Tommy Papouli:
Do you know how many times I see someone point to any empty safe and say we have no money?
Frank Theodorakis:
A hundred?
Scott Johansen:
500?
Frank Theodorakis:
30,000.
Tommy Papouli:
It's rhetorical, fuckstick.
Frank Theodorakis:
Okay.
Tommy Papouli:
Shut up. This your daughter?
Scott Johansen:
Where? Who, her?
Tommy Papouli:
Right here.
Scott Johansen:
That's such a compliment. This is my wife.
Kate Johansen:
Alex?
Scott Johansen:
In fact, there's our daughter.
Kate Johansen:
There she is. Hello, daughter.
Scott Johansen:
Hi, honey.
Kate Johansen:
Don't overthink it, just be our daughter.
Scott Johansen:
Come right here.
Rachel:
I'm not your daughter, that's your--
Scott Johansen:
Sorry, Rachel!
Tommy Papouli:
The fuck's the matter with you?
Scott Johansen:
What?
Tommy Papouli:
Shoving a girl like that?
Scott Johansen:
We are strict diciplinarians in our household.
Tommy Papouli:
Get out of my way. I know this is your daughter.
Alex Johansen:
Mom!
Scott Johansen:
No, no, no!
Tommy Papouli:
Cuff her.
Scott Johansen:
Sweetie.
Alex Johansen:
Mom.
Kate Johansen:
Honey.
Scott Johansen:
No.
Frank Theodorakis:
Wait, no. Take me, not her.
Tommy Papouli:
No. No one cares if you die.
Frank Theodorakis:
Oh, thank god.
Tommy Papouli:
Help em find the money. Oh, and hey... 300 grand. Or you'll never see your daughter again.
Alex Johansen:
Mom! Dad! Help!
Carl Shackler: [raises his crooked middle finger at Scott, Kate, and Frank]
Fuck you.
Alex Johansen:
Help!
Carl Shackler:
Fuck you.
Alex Johansen:
Let go of me.
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