Americathon - A Chaotic Encounter at the White House
Lucy: [''answering the phone at the Western White House'']
Hi! United States of America!... No, this is Lucy... Oh! Yes, Mr. Ambassador! I'll tell him you called!
Panhandler:
Excuse me? Sir? Can you spare $25.00 for... for a cup of coffee?
Western White House Tour Guide:
All right, people. Let's move it! Please, ma'am. No spitting in the hallway!
Mouling Jackson: [''singing'']
Don't you ever say "No" to me / Listen, I'm a lady. Period. / Classy, too. / Won't you come over here / And I'll prove it to you / And then if you still don't think / I got style and grace / I'm going to oh, so gracefully / rip the lips off of your face!
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