101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure - Quotes

Voice cast: [[w:Michael Lerner (actor)|Michael Lerner] ] as Producer

Voice cast: [[w:Tara Strong|Tara Strong] ] as Two-Tone

Voice cast: Eli Russell Linnetz as Rolly

Voice cast: [[w:Kasha Kropinski|Kasha Kropinski] ] as Penny

Voice cast: Ben Tibber as Lucky

Voice cast: Mary MacLeod as Nanny

Voice cast: [[w:Rosie O'Donnell|Rosie O'Donnell] ] as Daisy

Voice cast: [[Jodi Benson] ] as Anita Radcliffe

Voice cast: [[w:Timothy Bentinck|Tim Bentinck] ] as Roger Radcliffe

Voice cast: [[w:Kath Soucie|Kath Soucie] ] as Perdita

Voice cast: [[w:Samuel West|Samuel West] ] as Pongo

Voice cast: [[w:Jason Alexander|Jason Alexander] ] as Lil Lightning

Voice cast: [[w:Maurice LaMarche|Maurice LaMarche] ] as Horace Badun

Voice cast: [[w:Jeff Bennett|Jeff Bennett] ] as Jasper Badun

Voice cast: [[w:Susanne Blakeslee|Susanne Blakeslee] ] as Cruella de Vil

Voice cast: [[w:Barry Bostwick|Barry Bostwick] ] as Thunderbolt

Voice cast: [[w:Bobby Lockwood|Bobby Lockwood] ] as Patch

Tagline: A New Hero Unleashed.

Thunderbolt: You know, they're right, kid. Me, I'm just an actor. But you... you are a real, one-of-a-kind wonder dog.

Photographer: [The 101 Dalmatians pose for a picture, with Thunderbolt front and center with Patch sitting on his head; takes the picture] Hey, lads, they're over ere! Say, "spots!

Lil Lightning: [Last lines as he's being dragged away by two police dogs] No, no, fellas. I'm not with them! I was trying to help Thunderbolt. Honest! That's what I do. I'm a sidekick. We're a team! Come on, fellas! Come on! Don't you watch TV?!

Thunderbolt: Now who's the pathetic ham actor?

Lucky: [walks over to him] Patch? Are you okay? Patch?

Patch: [sighs] Dad was right. I am just one of 101. I'm sorry, Lucky. This is all my fault.

Lucky: Hey, didn't Thunderbolt get out of a cage like this once? You know in episode 13, "The Flaming Flea Circus?

Patch: [remembers; backs up, then runs at the gate and kicks it open, tumbling onto the floor] Episode 18. EPISODE 18!

Lucky: Wizard, Patch! Absolutely wizard!

Thunderbolt: [about getting hit in the head by Cruella de Vil] That hurt. That really hurt.

Patch: I knew you were faking it.

Lil Lightning: [suddenly, out of nowhere, he appears and chuckles] He's been faking it, all right!

Thunderbolt: Lightning, little buddy.

Lil Lightning: I am not, your little buddy. And you are no wonder dog. This kid trusted you, and look where it's got him!

Patch: What's he mean?

Lil Lightning: He's been lyin to you all day, kid. He doesn't care about you or your family! He was just trying to get his name on the paper and save his job! Ask him!

Patch: What?

Thunderbolt: [suddenly tries to come clean] No! Well, yeah, but-but-

Lil Lightning: [in a mocking tone; in a treacherously slime-ball tone; makes an evil grin at him and starts to head back toward the exit way, and makes a wicked chuckle, and a devious look on his face; laughs evilly and exits, just as it is about to storm outside] But-But-But-" Hey, genius, you're no hero. You are a fraud! And by the way... there never was a plan to recast you. I just had to get you out of the way! Now, I gotta take your place on the show... My show!

Patch: Thunder? Thunder? I don't understand. You lied to me?

Thunderbolt: I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.

Patch: But you said I could be your Junior Deputy.

Thunderbolt: I made all that up! I-I just needed someone who knew the script.

Patch: But you... You said that you'd help us.

Thunderbolt: Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it-it's make-believe! It's not real.

Patch: [starts to cry] YOU PROMISED!

Thunderbolt: Patch. I just-

Patch: You lied.

Thunderbolt: [Patch continues crying] I'm sorry. All right? I'm not a real wonder dog. I just acted like one once.

Cruella de Vil: [trying to force her way into Fitzwell's fur shop] Cruella de Vil! Now please let me in!

Fitzwell: Can't do that, Ms. De Vil!

Cruella de Vil: But Mr Fitzwell, please, something, anything!

Fitzwell: [kicks her out] You know very well that the terms of your probation don't allow me to sell you any more furs.

Cruella de Vil: Not even a stole, a muff, a pair of mittens?

Fitzwell: No.

Cruella de Vil: One mitten?

Fitzwell: [pretends his shop is closed] NO!