28 Years Later: The Bone Temple Quotes

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal And so, Old Nick released His demons unto the world of man. And the World of Man fell before the demons, and his world became like the guttering candle flame. And God did nothing, for He was invisible and couldnae punch His way out of a paper fucking bag anyway. And so, the world of man became Old Nick's dominion. And his dominion was hell. How's that? Then, Old Nick did speak to His favored son, whose name was Jimmy Crystal. And He said unto Jimmy, "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. And you shall be My Right Hand, which shall be strong. And you shall have Seven Fingers, and each Finger shall be a claw. And you shall offer Charity to the World of Man. And for this, you alone shall be My heir, and your Seven Fingers shall hold your crown!" How's that? I am Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. Favored son of Old Nick. These are my Fingers. We travel the land. We search for souls to deliver to my Father. And we offer you... Charity. Jimmies. Today's Charitable Act shall be... the Removal of the Shirt.

Jimmy Shite Shit! Jesus Christ! Aw, Jesus! Oh, God! Christ, God!

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal What are you calling on those shite cunts for, Jimmy?

Jimmy Shite Sir, please help me! Help, please, I'm scared...

Sir Jimmy What, you wee crybag?

Jimmy Shite Sir, I'm getting...

Sir Jimmy What are you getting, Jimmy? Getting hungry? Getting horny? Getting sleepy?

Sir Jimmy Oh, sleepy. Bless.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal Are you watching, Father? Master. Dark Lord. Are you ready to see if the boy has what it takes to be a Finger? Good! Okay. Fight.

Dr. Ian Kelson Nothing wrong with peace and respite, Samson.

Samson Moon.

Samson Sorry, I don't... I don't have a ticket.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal I'm Jimmy. Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal, but no. You're good. Uh, Jimmy's fine.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal Father! Why have You forsaken me? Why have You forsaken me, Father?

Jimmy Ink You can't avoid this, kid. This is what we do.

Dr. Ian Kelson I'm suddenly not entirely sure where I stand with you.

Dr. Ian Kelson Samson! Did it work, my friend? Were you lost and now are found?

Dr. Ian Kelson So you owe me... Only kidding. I'm NHS; free of charge!

Cathy Are you going to leave?

Dr. Ian Kelson Yes. But obviously, we're going to kill you first.

Dr. Ian Kelson When the infected attack, what do they see? What do they think they're attacking?

Samson Kelson.

Dr. Kelson Samson...

Samson Thank you.

Dr. Kelson Memento mori.

Sir Jimmy I'm in a bit of a bind, Ian.

Dr. Kelson Why is that?

Sir Jimmy The others, my peeps, I told them that you were Old Nick, but you aren't, and now they're expecting to meet you.

Dr. Kelson I see...

Sir Jimmy And you're in a bit of a bind, too.

Dr. Kelson How so?

Sir Jimmy Because if you can't help me with my problem, I'm going to force-feed you your own intestines until you can no longer breathe.

Dr. Kelson ...Y-Yes, that is a bind.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal I can't hear His voice. Why can't I hear His voice, Ian?

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal Do you not know the Teletubbies? Ah, they're glorious! They had televisions on their tums. And on television, they viewed themselves, but with another television on their tums, which they also viewed themselves on. And so on and so on, ad infinitum.

Sam Do we help them? Dad, do we help them?!

Jim Of course we do.

Dr. Ian Kelson I remember details. Events and people. But what it was actually like to live with shops and fridges and telephones and personal computers? I have no real memory of that at all. That said, I do remember there was a sense of certainty. The world had a-- an order. A way about it. There were dramas and upheavals, inevitably, but the foundations... They seemed unshakable.

Taglines Change is coming.

Taglines Fear is the new faith.

Dr. Ian Kelson Okay, let's turn this up to eleven.

Dr. Ian Kelson So why would you think that I was...? Oh, you-- My skin color. The bones. Well, you can relax; I'm not Satan.

Jim In the Second World War, instead of bankrupting Germany, the world helped it rebuild. Likewise, Japan. So, within a generation, they had recovered into economies that outstripped most of their victors.

Sam And that was fair?

Jim Sam, think. It's better than fair; it's... desirable. Why help your defeated enemy? Because the enforced bankruptcy of the enemy after World War I was the reason for World War II. 48, ]?

Sam Uh, those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Jim Wait, say again?

Sam Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Jim Yes, very good! So, then this kind becomes a kind of a cornerstone of-- of European post-war political philosophy. To never forget. To... To make it the ideas that go bankrupt. Fascism, nationalism, populism, totally dismantled, never to return.

Sir Jimmy Doctor. Athiest doctor. Okay... So you believe all this zombie shite was caused by science and bugs and whatnot?

Dr. Ian Kelson Rather than...?

Sir Jimmy Er, Old Nick? Unleashing His wrath upon the World of Man?

Dr. Kelson I see. So, I'm an athiest and you're a-- you're a Satanist.

Sir Jimmy Well, there it is! Mystery solved! I'm gonna be honest, I didn't know what the fuck was going on just now. I'm sweating!

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal Roberto Calamari. Fuckin tough crowd. It's a joke! I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, they'd have been alright, but they stayed at home and got their heads caved in. was leading the infected, Ian. He was leading the demons on the charge. A great army with Him at the fore. He always said Charity starts at home.