14 quotes
A Question About Anatomy
Mary
Do you have a penis?
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Conflict in Romantic Decision-Making
Sylvia
Edward is a wonderful person, but something keeps me from saying yes.
Vera
Would that something happen to be a tall architecht?
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Drinks or Shovels: A Dilemma Explored
Sylvia
I think we need drinks.
Peter
I think we need shovels.
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Marriage Proposal with a Twist
Jack
Do you want to marry me?
Peter
Jack!
Jack
Want to sleep on it?
[''to Sylvia'']
Michael
She did that once before, Jack!
Jack
Hey, shut up!
Jack
Do you want to marry me?
Sylvia
No.. but thank you for asking.
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Surprise at the Empty Room
Jack
What? No furniture?
[''seeing the amount of luggage Vera brought with her'']
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Childhood Memories of Unusual Collections
Michael
When I was at summer camp, I bunked with a kid who collected farts.
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Inquiry About Transportation Options
Peter
Do you have a car we could borrow?
[''to a farmer'']
Peter
A horse? Anything that moves?
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Unexpected Reactions to a Common Phrase
Mary
What a crock!
Sylvia
Mary! Where did you hear that?
Peter
What a crock!
[''on the phone'']
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Understanding Actors as Regular People
Peter
I think she knows that actors are just like regular people.
Jack
Good afternoon.
[''enters dressed as Dracula'']
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A Proposal of Financial Incentive
Peter
I'll give you $1,000.00 if you do it.
[''once again'']
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A Lighthearted Exchange About Relationships
Jack
Bill, Billy Bob, Billy Joe? Come on, Peter. We're not asking you to marry the guy!
[''Jack and Michael have come up with a list of potential husbands of Sylvia and Peter has rejected every one of them'']
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Confusion About Living in London
Peter
Where are you going to live?
Sylvia
London.
Jack
London, England?
Michael
No. London, New Jersey.
[''sarcastically'']
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Unconventional Cooking in a Shared Space
Sylvia
Here's my specialty. Liver moose and poached eggs.
[''brings in breakfast'']
Edward
What an attractive combination, but we do have a cook for these sort of things.
[''looks at the tray and stammers'']
Sylvia
I like doing it.
Mary
Try it, Edward. You'll like it.
Edward
Whoever taught you to hold your teacup like that?
[''sees Mary holding her tea cup in the palm of her hand'']
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Seeing Beyond the Present Moment
Peter
Close your eyes. Can you see us?
[''Mary is upset about leaving New York for England'']
Mary
No.
[''she has her eyes closed'']
Peter
Well, you're not looking hard enough. Look harder. Way in the back. Can you see us now?
Mary
Yeah.
Peter
Okay, what are we doing?
Mary
Michael's drawing, Jack's looking in the mirror, and you're watching basketball on TV yelling at Jack for not cleaning up the kitchen!
Peter
Well, that sounds about right to me!
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