Drinks or Shovels: A Dilemma Explored
Sylvia:
I think we need drinks.
Peter:
I think we need shovels.
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Seeing Beyond the Present Moment
Peter: [''Mary is upset about leaving New York for England'']
Close your eyes. Can you see us?
Mary: [''she has her eyes closed'']
No.
Peter:
Well, you're not looking hard enough. Look harder. Way in the back. Can you see us now?
Mary:
Yeah.
Peter:
Okay, what are we doing?
Mary:
Michael's drawing, Jack's looking in the mirror, and you're watching basketball on TV yelling at Jack for not cleaning up the kitchen!
Peter:
Well, that sounds about right to me!
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A Lighthearted Exchange About Relationships
Jack: [''Jack and Michael have come up with a list of potential husbands of Sylvia and Peter has rejected every one of them'']
Bill, Billy Bob, Billy Joe? Come on, Peter. We're not asking you to marry the guy!
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Conflict in Romantic Decision-Making
Sylvia:
Edward is a wonderful person, but something keeps me from saying yes.
Vera:
Would that something happen to be a tall architecht?
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Surprise at the Empty Room
Jack: [''seeing the amount of luggage Vera brought with her'']
What? No furniture?
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Inquiry About Transportation Options
Peter: [''to a farmer'']
Do you have a car we could borrow?
Peter:
A horse? Anything that moves?
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Unconventional Cooking in a Shared Space
Sylvia: [''brings in breakfast'']
Here's my specialty. Liver moose and poached eggs.
Edward: [''looks at the tray and stammers'']
What an attractive combination, but we do have a cook for these sort of things.
Sylvia:
I like doing it.
Mary:
Try it, Edward. You'll like it.
Edward: [''sees Mary holding her tea cup in the palm of her hand'']
Whoever taught you to hold your teacup like that?
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A Question About Anatomy
Mary:
Do you have a penis?
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A Proposal of Financial Incentive
Peter: [''once again'']
I'll give you $1,000.00 if you do it.
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Confusion About Living in London
Peter:
Where are you going to live?
Sylvia:
London.
Jack:
London, England?
Michael: [''sarcastically'']
No. London, New Jersey.
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Marriage Proposal with a Twist
Jack:
Do you want to marry me?
Peter:
Jack!
Jack: [''to Sylvia'']
Want to sleep on it?
Michael:
She did that once before, Jack!
Jack:
Hey, shut up!
Jack:
Do you want to marry me?
Sylvia:
No.. but thank you for asking.
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Understanding Actors as Regular People
Peter:
I think she knows that actors are just like regular people.
Jack: [''enters dressed as Dracula'']
Good afternoon.
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Childhood Memories of Unusual Collections
Michael:
When I was at summer camp, I bunked with a kid who collected farts.
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Unexpected Reactions to a Common Phrase
Mary:
What a crock!
Sylvia:
Mary! Where did you hear that?
Peter: [''on the phone'']
What a crock!
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