3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994) - Quotes

Tum-Tum: Well, I tried.

Darren: [Miyo does a flip right behind Darren; turns around and faces Miyo, who lets out a fierce karate yell and beats him up] I said, come here! Huh? Where'd she go?

Tum-Tum: [Rocky communicates to Miyo's mother in Japanese, with Tum-Tum interpreting] This is great! Rocky, tell Miyo's mother how good this is.

Miyo's Mother: Thank you.

Colt: And we know what a picky eater my brother is.

Miyo: Your Japanese is getting good, Rocky. You should learn something to say to Grand Master tomorrow.

Glam: Greetings, Uncle!

Koga: [Vinnie and Slam try to touch him] I was expecting you earlier. Don't touch me!

Glam: Get out of the way! Uncle, we did your bidding, and we got the goods right here.

Koga: Quiet, fool!

Glam: Quiet, fool!

Slam: Quiet, fool!

Koga: Give it to me!

Glam: Give it to him!

Slam: Give it to him!

Vinnie: [places a duffel bag on Koga's desk; the duffel bag Vinnie opened turned out to be Tum-Tum's bag with a mouse trap, meaning the dagger was not in it, and the mouse trap pinches Vinnie's fingers] Hey, nice vase. Behold, the dagger of doom! SLAM!! SLAM!!

Glam: I can explain this.

Koga: [enraged; Ishikawa carries Glam to the treadmill] YOU HAVE FAILED!! Ishikawa! Show them how we deal with fools!

Slam: Hey, that's our lead singer, you!

Glam: [Ishikawa starts the treadmill and puts the speed to the extreme velocity] We can do instrumentals. We don't need lyrics! Ishikawa, can we talk about this? Uncle!

Koga: Nephew, I am mush dissatisfied, but I am prepared to give you another chance. You say Mori Shintaro is in Japan. Keep an eye on him, listen to every word he says, and bring back that dagger to me!

Glam: Ho! Hey, Uncle! Hey, how's the weather in Japan?

Koga: My idiot nephew, forget the weather. Did you get the pictures?

Glam: [sees a picture of the dagger along with the picture of Mori] Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Cool knife.

Koga: I will pay you well to perform this task for me.

Glam: We'll take it!

Colt: I'm not going to Japan. We're gonna play baseball.

Rocky: What are you talking about?

Tum-Tum: I wanna go!

Colt: I wanna play!

Sam Sr.: Stop it! "I want, I want". What is the matter with you guys? I just wanna tell you I was very embarrassed and ashamed of your behavior out there, and you should be too

Colt: How can I pay attention with Grandpa pestering me from the stands like that?

Jessica: Jeffrey!

Colt: That's what's embarrassing.

Jessica: That's enough.

Sam Sr.: And Samuel, just what were you looking at when you were supposed to be pitching?

Tum-Tum: [singsong voice] Lisa DiMarino, Lisa DiMarino...

Sam Sr.: And you, Jeffrey, fighting like that. How many times have I told you about your temper? You're just gonna have to learn how to control it?

Jessica: Well, I wonder where he gets it from?

Sam Sr.: You see what all this ninja stuff does? All they wanna do is fight.

Tum-Tum: Does this mean no Japan?

Sam Sr.: It may mean "no" to a lot of things, Michael, until all of you guys decide to grow up.

Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas: [last lines of the movie] I hope there's more food in our next adventure. See you next time! Bye!

Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas: [singsong voice] Lisa DiMarino, Lisa DiMarino...

Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas: And we know what a picky eater my brother is.

Samuel "Rocky" Douglas: You've heard of ingenuity, right? Well, this is ninjanuity.

Mori "Shintaro" Tanaka: You vampire!

Mori "Shintaro" Tanaka: [throws a star at the target] Keep your eyes on the target. Wipe all thoughts from your mind, and keep your energy focused on the target. Watch the bullseye grow in front of your eyes. And when it gets as big as a melon...