11 quotes
Family Tensions and Unexpected Deliveries
Glam
Greetings, Uncle!
Koga
I was expecting you earlier. Don't touch me!
[Vinnie and Slam try to touch him]
Glam
Get out of the way! Uncle, we did your bidding, and we got the goods right here.
Koga
Quiet, fool!
Glam
Quiet, fool!
Slam
Quiet, fool!
Koga
Give it to me!
Glam
Give it to him!
Slam
Give it to him!
Vinnie
Hey, nice vase. Behold, the dagger of doom! SLAM!! SLAM!!
[places a duffel bag on Koga's desk; the duffel bag Vinnie opened turned out to be Tum-Tum's bag with a mouse trap, meaning the dagger was not in it, and the mouse trap pinches Vinnie's fingers]
Glam
I can explain this.
Koga
YOU HAVE FAILED!! Ishikawa! Show them how we deal with fools!
[enraged; Ishikawa carries Glam to the treadmill]
Slam
Hey, that's our lead singer, you!
Glam
We can do instrumentals. We don't need lyrics! Ishikawa, can we talk about this? Uncle!
[Ishikawa starts the treadmill and puts the speed to the extreme velocity]
Koga
Nephew, I am mush dissatisfied, but I am prepared to give you another chance. You say Mori Shintaro is in Japan. Keep an eye on him, listen to every word he says, and bring back that dagger to me!
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Anticipating More Food in Future Adventures
Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas
I hope there's more food in our next adventure. See you next time! Bye!
[last lines of the movie]
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Ninjanuity: A Blend of Ninja and Ingenuity
Samuel "Rocky" Douglas
You've heard of ingenuity, right? Well, this is ninjanuity.
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A Brother's Discerning Taste in Food
Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas
And we know what a picky eater my brother is.
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Disagreement Over Plans for Japan Trip
Colt
I'm not going to Japan. We're gonna play baseball.
Rocky
What are you talking about?
Tum-Tum
I wanna go!
Colt
I wanna play!
Sam Sr.
Stop it! "I want, I want". What is the matter with you guys? I just wanna tell you I was very embarrassed and ashamed of your behavior out there, and you should be too
Colt
How can I pay attention with Grandpa pestering me from the stands like that?
Jessica
Jeffrey!
Colt
That's what's embarrassing.
Jessica
That's enough.
Sam Sr.
And Samuel, just what were you looking at when you were supposed to be pitching?
Tum-Tum
Lisa DiMarino, Lisa DiMarino...
[singsong voice]
Sam Sr.
And you, Jeffrey, fighting like that. How many times have I told you about your temper? You're just gonna have to learn how to control it?
Jessica
Well, I wonder where he gets it from?
Sam Sr.
You see what all this ninja stuff does? All they wanna do is fight.
Tum-Tum
Does this mean no Japan?
Sam Sr.
It may mean "no" to a lot of things, Michael, until all of you guys decide to grow up.
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Focus on the Target for Success
Mori "Shintaro" Tanaka
Keep your eyes on the target. Wipe all thoughts from your mind, and keep your energy focused on the target. Watch the bullseye grow in front of your eyes. And when it gets as big as a melon...
[throws a star at the target]
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Accusation of Vampirism in 3 Ninjas
Mori "Shintaro" Tanaka
You vampire!
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Task and Weather Inquiry in Japan
Glam
Ho! Hey, Uncle! Hey, how's the weather in Japan?
Koga
My idiot nephew, forget the weather. Did you get the pictures?
Glam
Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Cool knife.
[sees a picture of the dagger along with the picture of Mori]
Koga
I will pay you well to perform this task for me.
Glam
We'll take it!
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Cultural Exchange and Compliments Among Friends
Tum-Tum
This is great! Rocky, tell Miyo's mother how good this is.
[Rocky communicates to Miyo's mother in Japanese, with Tum-Tum interpreting]
Miyo's Mother
Thank you.
Colt
And we know what a picky eater my brother is.
Miyo
Your Japanese is getting good, Rocky. You should learn something to say to Grand Master tomorrow.
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A Failed Attempt to Find Someone
Tum-Tum
Well, I tried.
Darren
I said, come here! Huh? Where'd she go?
[Miyo does a flip right behind Darren; turns around and faces Miyo, who lets out a fierce karate yell and beats him up]
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A Name Repeated in Reflection
Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas
Lisa DiMarino, Lisa DiMarino...
[singsong voice]
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