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Cautionary Message for the Holiday Season
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You Better Watch Out
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Elf Rejects Holiday Treat with Strong Words
Shiny Elf
I said I don't want a goddamn cookie! You reindeer fucking snow whore!
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Holiday Wishes with a Twist
Caprice Bauer
Merry Christmas, motherfucker!
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