A Dirty Shame (2004) - Quotes

Concerns About Consent and Personal Safety

Dora: Ever take a roofie?

Sylvia: NO!

Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'd stay home and date-rape myself all night long!

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Understanding Embarrassment and Stigma in Family Dynamics

Big Ethel: Do you know how embarrassing this is for me? One nymphomaniac in the family is bad enough, but two?!

Vaughn: It's a disease, Big Ethel.

Big Ethel: Bein a whore is a disease?!

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Celebrating Identity and Connection in Love

Papa Bear: We're husky, we're hairy, we're homosexual, and out of the second closet!

Mama Bear: And we can cuddle all night!

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Exploring Adult Baby Dynamics in Relationships

Officer Alvin: I'm an adult baby, Sylvia. You want to be my Mommy?

Ray Ray: Adult babies are into age regression. They intensely eroticize being infants, and, sometimes they like to be burped.

Officer Alvin: I'm a big boy! And I'm beyond the law.

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Decency Rally Sparks Controversy Among Residents

Big Ethel: We're having a decency rally.

Resident: You'd better start in your own back yard then. I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks home!

Big Ethel: That's not true! My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!

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Morning Conversations About Adult Themes

Vaughn: Good morning Big Ethel.

Big Ethel: What's good about a morning with dildos in it?

Shopper: Amen to that! My husband's on Viagra!

Big Ethel: Oh you poor thing!

Shopper: Every minute he wants it!

Marge: He has no right to be that hard!

Shopper: I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not going to take it anymore!

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Morning Rush and Makeup Commentary

Driver: Hurry up! I've got a hot date!

Sylvia: What, at 7 am?! What's the matter with you?

Female Driver: You'd have a date too if you wore some makeup!

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Observations on Neighborhood Masculinity

Betty: [''giggles''] Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis?

Vaughn: Well, not really, Betty.

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Debate on Artistic Expression and Legal Boundaries

Sylvia: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!

Caprice: I was promoting the art of dance!

Sylvia: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?!

Caprice: I was not DRUNK! I was on PILLS!

Sylvia: Something is the matter with you, Caprice!

Caprice: You are SUCH a neuter, mother! And neuters will never understand!

Sylvia: Something is the matter with your vagina!

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Conflict Over Decency and Sexual Expression

Decency Rally Attendant: Look, I'm not a prude, I'm married to an Italian.

Old Woman: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles. Showin your pubic patch to the bus driver! You should move downtown where you belong, ya whore!

Cow Patty: [''upon seeing Big Ethel''] Wow, a tranny bear!

Doctor: Sylvia, you have what is known as a runaway vagina.

Paige: Admit to God you are a whore. Make a list of all the people you've fucked, and apologize to their parents.

Dora: All this yelling's giving me a Swedish headache. You know what I mean? Horny! Nothing wrong with beating the beaver once in a while.

Caprice: Let my mother's pussy be!

Sex Addicts Group: HALT! Horny! Anal! Lustful! TITTIES!

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Reporting Inappropriate Language to Authorities

Marge: I'm going to call the postmaster general — if he's not whacking off! — and report your potty mouth!

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Marge Questions Marriage and Sexual Frequency

Marge: I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true!

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Disgust Over Unkempt Hedges

Marge: Filthy little hedges, growing all dirty! Makes me sick!

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Confusion About New Neighbors' Identity

Big Ethel: Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half-naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

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Observations on Customers and Their Choices

Big Ethel: We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!

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Marital Needs Expressed by Vaughn

Vaughn: A man has needs, Sylvia! Marital needs!

The Discovery of a New Sex Act

Ray Ray: One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, one that's never been performed before. And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture!