A Goofy Movie (1995) - Quotes

Goofy: You’re doing the right thing, son.

Max: Yeah, I know. But she’ll probably never talk to me again.

Goofy: Well, if she doesn’t, maybe she’s just not the one for you.

Max: [goes to the front door and rings the doorbell] That’s what I’m afraid of. Uh... hi! Remember me?

Roxanne: [opens the door and comes out] Daddy! Max?! I saw you on TV! You were great!

Max: Yeah? I mean, no, no. I mean, uh... Roxanne, I lied to you. I don’t even know Powerline.

Roxanne: What are you talking about? A billion people saw you dance with him!

Max: Yeah, well... I-I never met him before. The concert, that is.

Roxanne: You mean that story about Powerline and your dad? Why would you make up something like that?

Max: I don’t know. I... I guess, I just... wanted you to like me.

Roxanne: I already liked you, Max. From the very first time I heard you laugh. "Uhyuck!" So... you wanna do something tonight?

Max: Definitely! Oh! Oh no, I can’t. I can’t.

Roxanne: What?

Max: Well, I’m kinda doing something with my dad. Honest? How about tomorrow?

Roxanne: [extends her hand for Max to shake; Max kisses Roxanne instead. They both giggle and Max lets out a full Goofy laugh. He covers his mouth, but Roxanne just smiles. Back at the car, Goofy has managed to get the front bumper back on the car. He grins and points at it. The car explodes. Goofy is sent flying. With a full Goofy yell, Goofy lands headfirst on the roof of Roxanne's porch. He chuckles and waves at Max and Roxanne] Deal.

Max: [smiles] Roxanne, I’d like you to meet my dad.

Goofy: [takes Roxanne’s hand and kisses it] Enchanté, Mademoiselle.

Max: [whispers; he opens a base fiddle base and Goofy falls out.] Dad?

Goofy: We made it! Come on, Max! Let’s get you on stage!

Max: Uh, maybe this isn’t such a good idea.

Max: [he notices that his dad is nowhere to be seen.] Uh, then again… Dad? Dad!

Powerline: [singing] I got myself a notion and one I know that you’ll understand. We set the world in motion by reaching out for each other’s hand.

Max: [under the stage trying to find Goofy.; looks up and sees Powerline from the back] Dad?

Powerline: [singing] Maybe we’ll discover what we should have known all along.

Security Guard: What are you doing here? Hey!

Powerline: (singing) One way or another, together’s where we both belong.

Goofy: [is backstage going through a hall of dressing rooms] Max? Max?

Powerline: [singing] If we listen to each other’s heart, we’ll find we’re never too far apart, and maybe love is the reason why, for the first time ever, we’re seeing it I 2 I.

Bobby: That Goof kid ain’t there!

Stacey: [To Roxanne] Don’t worry, he’ll be there.

Goofy: [he ends up accidentally center stage with Powerline. he squints into the audience.] Excuse me, but uh… Max?

Max: Hey, Dad! Dad! Do the Perfect Cast!

Powerline: (singing) If you’re ever lonely, stop. You don’t have to be. After all it’s only a beat away from you to me.

Powerline: [singing] If we listen to each other’s heart, we’ll find we’re never too far apart.

Bobby: Yeah! Max is on the tu-ube! That’s Max! I know him!

Powerline: [singing] And maybe love is the reason why for the first time ever, we’re seeing it I 2 I.

PJ: He did it!

Max: [angrily kicks the tire and then leans on the hatchback. The car rolls forward and leaves him sprawling in the dirt] Hey-hey-hey! The car!

Goofy: [turns around] What? Now you wanna drive too?

Max: [points at the car] No, Dad! The car! LOOK!

Goofy: [shocked] The car!

Goofy: [angrily gets in a heated argument with Max] What’d you do now, Max?!

Max: I didn’t do anything, Dad! I only touched it!

Goofy: [manages to grab the door handle] You locked it!

Max: [enraged] I locked it? It’s your door. You locked it!

Goofy: Well, you distracted me!

Max: [He pulls his father into the car] You should've put the brake on!

Goofy: [He pulls the brake, but it suddenly breaks off] Why don't you just put it on yourself?

Max: See? You ruin everything!

Goofy: Well, you ruined the vacation!

Max: [The car goes crashing from one rock pillar to another; The car splashes into the river. The car has landed in the stream with the Goofs inside] I ruined it?! I never wanted to go on this stupid VACATION! Now look where you got us, Dad!

Goofy: Where I got us?!

Max: You should have let me stay at home!

Goofy: [[w:prison|prison] Why? So you'd end up in ]?

Max: Prison? What are you talking about?

Goofy: Your principal called me!

Max: It's not what you think, Dad!

Goofy: You even lied to me!

Max: I had to! You were ruining my life!

Goofy: I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?!

Max: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I'm grown up! I've got my own life now!

Goofy: [calmer] I KNOW THAT! I just wanted to be part of it! You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get, you'll always be my son.

Max: [singing] There are times you drive me, shall we say, bananas... and your mind is missing, no offense, a screw...

Goofy: [spoken] None taken!

Max: [singing] Still, whatever mess I land in, who is always understanding? Nobody else but you!

Goofy: [singing] Oh, you moodiness is now and then bewildering... and you values may be, so to speak, askew!

Goofy: [spoken; singing] Thanks! Who deserves a hero’s trophy as we face each catastrophe? Nobody else but you!

Both: (singing) Nobody else but you! It’s just our luck. We’re stuck together! Nobody else but you! It’s crazy enough to believe we’ll come through!

Goofy: (singing) And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo!

Both: (singing) But when life becomes distressing, who will I be S-O-S-ing?

Both: (singing) Nobody else but you! We’ve turned into a true blue duo! Hard times--we’ve had a few…

Max: (singing) Like we’re tossed out of town…

Both: (singing) But when I start to sink, hey, I’d rather go down with nobody else but Y - O - U!

Max: (spoken) Aw, Dad!

Max: …Well, anyway. I figure she’s never gonna wanna talk to me again, much less go out with me. What a dumb lie, huh?

Goofy: Well, whaddya know. My Maxie -- in love! Gosh, you’re really growing up! It happened so fast, I... guess I sort of missed it! Welp, I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this Powerline fellar.

Max: Uh, how are we gonna do that?

Goofy: Now, you just leave that up to me.

Max: No, Dad, really. I-I think we should just, you know, forget it.

Goofy: Now, how come you always think I’m gonna lead ya into some sort of calamity?

Max: [looks ahead, shocked] Duh, duh, Dad?

Goofy: What’s wrong now?

Max: [turns his dad’s head forward] LOOK!

Goofy: [panicked] A waterfall. WATERFALL?!?!

Max: DAAAAAAD!

Goofy: Max!

Goofy: Grab a hold, Max!

Max: Whooooa!

Max: Dad!

Goofy: MAAAAAAAX!

Max: [almost without thinking and now remembering what his dad did at the fishing area, he spins the fishing pole around and starts doing the Perfect Cast and throws the line to his dad; The fishing line flies toward the retreating figure of Goofy, who screams while falling down. Both are soon lost in the mist at the base of the falls. Max begins to worry that he is too late. Then the line goes taut. Max gasps, and begins to get pulled down, but starts reeling in the line. Soon, the figure of his father can be seen, hooked by the seat of his pants. Max, relieved, reels Goofy in all the way. Goofy with tears in his eyes knows how his son saved him.] Ten o’clock. Quarter to three. Tour Jete. Twist. I’m a little teapot. Let ‘er fly!

Goofy: The Perfect Cast.

Max: Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.

Goofy: And it’s not over yet!

Goofy: [grabs the map and gives it to Max] Well, here ya go, navigator. Just follow my route on the map, son.

Max: Okay.

Goofy: Here comes our junction. Okay, Max, now this is it. Left or right?

Max: [nervously] Uh...

Goofy: Come on, Max!

Max: [The car scrapes the center divider as they barely make it up the left ramp. Max looks back, then sighs. Goofy looks annoyed. Max nervously smiles; Goofy angrily swerves the car to a scenic overlook and stops the car, lividly fumbles with the seat belt, furiously gets out and ragefully stomps over to the stone wall at the edge of the overlook, fuming] LEFT! Uh... how bout a song, Dad? A game? A game! Yeah! Yeah, a game! Okay! Uh, man or woman? Man? Man! Okay! Uh, Walt Disney!  Dad... Listen, about my directions... Will you listen to me? I gotta tell you something, Dad.

Goofy: [sarcastically] Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?

Max: Aw, forget it!

Goofy: Gosh!

Max: [notices the waterbeds with goldfish] Whoa ho ho! Check out the bed!

Goofy: Check out the dresser--coral!

Max: [turns a mermaid lamp off and on] Nice lamp!

Goofy: Classy choice there, navigator.

Pete: [starts laughing] This is the police! We’ve got the place surrounded, see! You Goofs come out with your hands up! You should've seen the look on your face!

Goofy: You really had him fooled, Pete!

Max: Me? You jumped out of your skin!

Goofy: Uh uh! I was just pretending for your sake!

Max: Oh, right! Sure!

Goofy: Did too!

Max: Did not!

Pete: [aside to Goofy; thumbs Goofy’s nose] Oh, ain’t this sweet! Don’t let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act, now. Under your thumb! So, since we’re all being palsy-walsy here, how about letting me hook up the RV?

Goofy: Well…

Pete: Oh, it’s just a tiny little extension cord. You’ll hardly even notice it.

Goofy: Okay.

Pete: Great! PJ!

Pete: Hey, Goof. Why don’t ya order us a pizza? This might take a while.

PJ: …no I mean it, they…

Goofy: Here ya go, kids. I’m gonna go check out the hot tub.

PJ: Oh, okay, sir!

Max: All right.

PJ: I can’t believe you, man. Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?

Max: It wasn’t stupid!

PJ: Come on, it was really stupid! Changing the map?

Max: Look, I didn’t know what I was doing, all right? I…I was… I was panicked!

Pete: Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh? Can't say I blame ya. People are always putting too much water in these things. So, um... you and your son seem to be, uh, getting along just hunky-dory, huh?

Goofy: Yeah, it's been great! You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. The harder I tried, the worse it got. Once I eased up, things just clicked!

Pete: Oh, that's swell. So, there's no problems then, huh?

Goofy: Not a one!

Pete: That's, uh I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but uh...

Goofy: What is it, Pete?

Pete: Your kid's duping ya.

Goofy: What do you mean?

Pete: Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map, so you're heading straight to Los Angeles, pal.

Goofy: What?

Pete: Oh, you tried, Goof. He's just a bad kid, that's all.

Goofy: I don't believe you.

Pete: What?

Goofy: I don't believe ya, Pete!

Pete: Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map.

Goofy: [with a quietly defiant mien] I don't need to check the map. I trust my son. You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but he loves me.

Pete: Hey, my son respects me.

Goofy: [listlessly] Yeah.

Pete: [calling after him] Check the map, Goof!

Max: Hi, dad. Sorry about the mess. I’ll-I’ll clean it up.

PJ: (whispering) I think I better go.

Max: (whispering) See ya, PJ.

PJ: (whispering) Don’t forget: Powerline!

Max: Shhhhhh!

Cook: Pick up!

Waitress: [picks up the food and carries it to Max and Goofy] Hold your horses! Short stack?

Goofy: Right here!

Waitress: Here you go, hon. Eggs? Eggs? Eggs!

Max: Oh! Oh! Yeah, yeah! Right here! Sorry.

Waitress: Here you go, cutie.

Goofy: [picks up the map, waving it at Max] Max, I think we need to talk about this.

Max: Huh?

Goofy: [clears throat] Seems to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here. Excuse me. Uh, can I have your attention please? I, Goofy, hereby dub my son, Maximillian, official navigator and head which-wayer of this here road trip!

Max: Seriously?

Goofy: [picks up his coffee cup] I’m not even looking at the map anymore. As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny. I trust ya wholeheartedly, son. To the open road!

Max: To the open... road.

Max: Dad, I don’t even know how to fish.

Goofy: Oh, now come on. That never stopped me! Let me show ya a little family secret handed down through about twelve or thirteen Goof generations: The Perfect Cast.

Max: The Perfect What?

Goofy: The Perfect Cast. My dad taught it to me when I was about your age. Okay now, watch carefully. You gotta be loose. Relaxed. With your feet apart, and… Ten o’clock. Two o’clock. Quarter to three! Tour Jete! Twist! Over! Pas de deux! I’m a little teapot! And the windup...!

Max: [Horrorly screams] Uh, D-D-D-Dad, It’s BIGFOOT!

Goofy: [Bigfoot ferociously roars at Goofy and Max. The steak sails back at Pete and hits him in the face] Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? Uh, you’re out of focus.

Pete: [angrily pulls off the steak; sees Max and Goofy running from Bigfoot and screaming; grabs the BBQ, throws it in the RV, retracts all the equipment attached to the RV and drives off, leaving Goofy’s tent where it was] What’s the idea? BIGFOOT!!!

Goofy: [runs backward getting Bigfoot on video; clumsily trips over the tent and the camera goes flying] Behold the legendary Bigfoot! Fabled but seldom… Whooooaaa!

Max: [tries to get in the car] It’s locked!

Goofy: [starts rolling the window closed] Quick! The sun roof!

Max: Hurry up! Hurry up!

Max: I can’t believe it... Bigfoot!

Goofy: And I’ve got the only video!

Max: [disgusted] We’re gonna be famous! Let’s just get outta here.

Max: Is he gone yet?

Goofy: Nope. Still here.

Goofy: Gee, Max. Was that Bigfoot or your stomach?

Max: [feels his stomach] Man, I’m starving!

Goofy: [rolls down the window and tries to grab the can] Alphabet soup coming up!

Max: [grabs his father’s hand and turns it so the can gets through] Dad, stop playing around! He’s coming!

Goofy: [balances the can of soup over the lighter] Well, it’s nice to know this thing’s good for something.

Max: What’s so funny?

Goofy: Hi Dad" Soup!

Max: Huh?

Max: …"Ambidextrous"…

Goofy: Yeah, that’s…Nah, little words, like…

Max: Hasta la vista"?

Goofy: Like "Bye bye"!

Max: …or "I pledge allegiance"…

Goofy: …or "I love you"…

Max: Is it soup yet?

Goofy: [uses his teeth to create two holes in the top of the can] Oh, I almost forgot!

Max: Woah! Where’d you learn to do that?

Goofy: Your granddad taught me that when we went to Yosemite.

Max: You two did a lot together, huh?

Goofy: Yup.

Goofy: Max, you and I have to…

Max: Dad, listen I have a…

Goofy: How’s the soup?

Max: [drinks and leaves a soup mustache on his upper lip; sees his dad grinning] Not bad. What?

Goofy: [Seeing Max with a mustache reminds Goofy of what Max was like as a little boy and just grins] Nothing.

Goofy: [gets comfortable. Max looks lovingly at his dad, then down at the remnants of the soup in his cup. He fiddles with something at the bottom. Max then taps his father and hands him the cup. Goofy looks at the bottom of the cup to see the words "Hi Dad" spelled out. Goofy gets choked up and looks over at Max, who is settling down to sleep.] Welp, might as well get some shut eye. I don’t think we’re going anywhere tonight.

Goofy: [whispering] Hi, Maxie.

Max: [writing; he stops writing and looks sad. Then looks over at Goofy.] Dear Roxanne, Couldn’t sleep... so I thought I’d drop ya a line. Dad and I are having a great time. We’re only days away from Los Angeles and I can hardly wait for the big concert.

Goofy: [in his sleep] More Hi Dad Soup, please.

Max: [gets a half smile on his face looking at his dad, then decides to re-write the postcard; writing; stops when he realizes that won’t work either; angrily stomps his foot on the dashboard. The glove compartment pops open and the map unfolds into his lap. He follows the route on it to Lake Destiny and then looks down to Los Angeles. A pencil rolls out of the glove compartment and conveniently stops, pointing from the route on the map directly to Los Angeles Max picks up the pencil then starts erasing. He then draws a new route to Los Angeles. The pencil tip breaks just before he finishes. Goofy yawns. Max breaks out in a cold sweat, picks up the pencil tip and finishes the drawing, puts the map back in the glove compartment and sits back nervously as Goofy seems to awaken] Dear Roxanne, Sorry I lied, but I’m not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never wanna see me again... Oh, man! I’m dead no matter what I do!

Goofy: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

Max: Uh... three and a half?

Goofy: [goes back to sleep] .

Goofy: Hey, Max. You wanna get in some fishing practice? Just a couple of days ‘til we get to Lake Destiny.

Max: [wanders off] Maybe later.

Max: [comes back to see what’s happening] Whoa! Now that’s camping!

Goofy: [gets hit by a door of RV] You say something, Max? Ow! Pete?

Pete: Goofy? What a serendipity do dah! Who’da thunk it, huh?!

Max: Is PJ here?

Pete: Who? Oh, yeah. I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere.

Max: [turns off the stereo] What a goob!

PJ: [begins treating the buffer like a microphone, still singing; spoken] Stand out! Above the crowd! Even if you got to shout out loud! No matter what you look it’s Max I get... Max!

PJ: Woah! Small wilderness, dude! Didn’t expect to run into you.

Max: Apparently not!

PJ: You’re just jealous man, ‘cause you ain’t got the moves!

Max: Yeah, you can keep the moves. But I wouldn’t mind having this RV. You’re so lucky, man!

PJ: Me? Aw, come on! You’re the star!

Max: What are you…

PJ: Going to the Powerline concert! Aw, it’s unbelievable, man!

Max: Who told you about that?

PJ: [Discussing Max's alleged trip to the Powerline concert] Hey, come on! Everybody in town knows about it, Max. You're gonna be famous, buddy. Especially with Roxanne.

Max: There's just one person who doesn't know about this, PJ.

PJ: Who?

Max: My dad.

Pete: So tell me, Goof. Is that kid of yours still giving you guff?

Goofy: Oh, I don't know what's wrong. Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away. Maybe I oughta just back off, I don't know.

Pete: Wrong, Goof. Look, if you keep em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.

Goofy: Too bad, Pete. Almost.

Pete: [angrily looks at Goofy; yelling loudly] Almost? Hah! Watch this. PJ!!!

PJ: [runs up to the top of the RV] Here, sir! Coming, sir! Yes, sir!

Pete: [points at the pin. PJ goes over and kicks it down] Whoo-hoo! Strike-ola! Yee-haw! Thank you. Thank you. Yes! And the crowd goes wild! Ahh-ha-ha-ha! High five, son! Psych! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Say, Goof. Why don't you two stay for dinner?

Max: Cool!

Goofy: [[w:fish|fish] Oh, no thanks, Pete. Max and I have some ] to catch.

Max: [angrily sighs; to Pete] Dad, we can do that tomorrow. So what are we having?

Goofy: But Max, I thought...

Pete: [clears throat] Under your thumb, Goof.

Goofy: [sternly confronts Max] Maximilian!

Max: [annoyed] What?

Goofy: [sternly orders Max; loudly shouts] Get your gear, little man! We're going fishing! And I mean NOW!

Max: [ticked off] Dad, you’re gonna get us killed! Why don’t you just give me the map?

Goofy: Oh, no thanks, son. Navigating's a big responsibility! Besides, you wouldn’t wanna spoil the big surprise. I’m taking ya someplace pretty special!

Goofy: Gawrsh! It’s even better than I remembered!

Girl: No! Mommy! I don’t wanna go!

Max: [not interested] Yeah, fun. Tell ya what: I’m just gonna wait right here in the car.

Goofy: [grabs Max and drags him] Ya party pooper! Come on! This is gonna be fun!

Old Possum: Howdy there, folks. Lester’s is proud to present the Possum Posse Jamboree. Here it is.

Goofy: Oh, boy! Just in time!

Lester: Howdy, folks! Who’s your favorite possum?

Goofy: I got us a seat right up front!

Lester: Let me introduce you to the posse! Here’s Buford, Beulah, and Mordechai!

Mordechai: Hey, Lester, ready for yodeling?

Lester: [singing; speaking] Sure am, Buford. Now gather ‘round, my possum pals, and join the jamboree. Come hoot ‘n’ howl ‘n’ holler from the heart! And every chicken, pig, ‘n’ goat’ll help by yelping out a yodel here at Lester’s Possum Park! Join in, folks! It’s yodeling time!

Lester: [singing] Lester’s Possum Park.

Lester: [singing; he begins to break down] Well don’t you wanna be, a’hanging from a tree? We’re mighty glad to see ya and the parking's always free! Here at Lester’s Possum Park!

Max: [A girl pigtails hair she smiles 12 teeth] This is pathetic!

Goofy: [sees a souvenir stand and gets an idea] Hey! That’s the ticket! I’ll be right back, my little possum pal!

Max: [sighs] My life’s a living.

Lester: Hello, little buddy! Who’s your favorite possum?

Max: [getting annoyed] Don’t touch me.

Lester: Aw, why such a long face? You’re so sad! Boo hoo hoo! I know! You need a big hug from Lester.

Max: [angrily gives Lester a warning with his finger] Don’t even think about it...!

Lester: [gives Max a giant hug which ticks him off] See? Now you feel all good inside!

Max: [angrily slaps Lester which turns his false head backward; Lester staggers off unable to see where he is going and is knocked down and dragged off by several kids] Beat it, doofus! Oh no, no, Dad! Not that, please!

Goofy: [comes back wearing a dead possum hat and puts one on Max] Here ya go, sport! Let’s say we get our picture taken!

Max: You have got to be kidding.

Goofy: [foolishly hangs upside down between two possums to get his picture taken; A lot of people laughing] Oh, all right. But you’re missing out! Hiya, son!

Kid: Hey, everyone! Check out the dork!

Photographer: Say, "sassafras".

Goofy: [The branch breaks and Goofy falls to the ground. This sends one of the two possums hurdling toward Max and it hits him in the face. The possum then crawls down Max’s sweatshirt. Max beings to jump around in an attempt to get at the possum. A couple of musicians start playing country music, mistaking Max’s gyrations for an attempt at dance; grabs Max and starts dancing with him] Sassyfrass! That’s the spirit, Maxie!

Max: [embarrassed] Dad, stop, please! Dad, look, this is embarrassing!

Goofy: [finally finished the dance with Max on his knee] Ta-da! Hyuck!

Kid: It’s Dork and Dork Junior!

Goofy: [comes out] Max! Hey, what the heck you trying to do?

Max: [furiously leaves the highway and angrily goes back to the car] Trying to get away from you!

Goofy: Me? What'd I do?

Max: Forget it!

Goofy: I thought we was having fun. What's the matter?

Max: Nothing. Let's just go. Well, come on!

Goofy: [sadly unlocked the door and Max gets in, goes around and gets in too, then hands Max the hat he threw away which infuriates him] Hey, you dropped your hat.

Max: [furiously blows up, screams in frustration, angrily yells at Goofy, and furiously takes his hat, but lividly rolls down the window, and angrily throws the hat away again; Goofy sadly starts the car and drives off] This is the stupidest vacation! You drag me from home, you jam me in this dumb car, then drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat show! Call me when the trip's over.

Goofy: Day one: Well, here we are, out on the open road! Retracing the steps of my boyhood. And heeeeeere’s Maxie! Say, "Hi", Max! Well, how bout a wave?

Max: [puts his hand in front of the lens] Not now, dad.

Goofy: [puts the camera down, then notices that Max look really depressed; gets an idea and takes out a list from one of his pockets; to Max] What a kidder! Hmmm. Fun and games I used to play with my dad. Road bingo... Twenty q---- Hey, Maxie! Uh, let’s play a game. You think of a name, and I’ll try and guess who it is. Uh, man or woman?

Max: [disgusted] Oh, man!

Goofy: Man, huh? Hmmmm. That’s a toughie! Uh, let’s see... Walt Disney!

Max: Right.

Goofy: I’m good at this. Now, I’ll think of one. Hmm...

Goofy: [puts in an 8-track tape which interrupts the rock music and starts playing "High Hopes". Goofy sings along.; Max changes back to Santa Monica. Goofy changes back to High Hopes. It goes back and forth until they break the radio.] Oh, you wanna sing a song, huh? Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time! He's got hiiiigh hopes! He's got high apple pie in the skyyyy hopes!

Max: [fed up with Goofy] Oh, great, Dad! Now we don’t have any music!

Goofy: Oh, Maxie, it’s not so bad. We’ll just have to entertain ourselves!

Goofy: [singing] Do ya need a break from modern living? Do ya long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried, just grab a friend and take a ride together upon the open road!

Max: [singing] All in all, I’d rather have detention. All in all, I’d rather eat a toad. An old man drives that’s such a klutz that I’m about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road!

Goofy: [singing] There’s nothing can upset me ‘cause now we’re on our way! Our trusty map will guide us straight and true!

Max: [singing] Roxanne please don’t forget me, I will return some day. Though I may be in traction when I do!

Goofy: [singing] Me and Max relaxing like the old days! In a buddy-buddy kind of mode!

Max: [singing] This is worse than dragon breath and acne! I’m so mad I think I may explode!

Goofy: [singing] When I see that highway I could cry!

Max: [singing] You know, that’s funny, so could I!

Both: [singing] Just being out on the open road!

CW Girls in pickup: [singing] Howdy boys! Is this the way to Nashville?

Tow Truck driver: [singing] Watch it, Mack! Or you’ll be getting towed!

Con in paddy wagon: [singing] I’m in no hurry to arrive cause I’ll be turning sixty-five, the next time I sees the open road.

Wendell: [singing] Just a week of rest and relaxation, And the odd romantic episode!

Max: [spoken] Very odd!

Mickey Mouse: [singing] And it’s Californ-eye-ay or bust!

Little Old Lady From Pasadena: [singing] Look out you dirtbags! Eat my dust! From now on, I own the open road!

Goofy: [singing] It’s me and little Maxie, my pip-squeak pioneer!

Nuns: [singing; spoken] They're pardners forever "Westward Ho!" Yeehaw!

Max: [singing] Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here, to Beverly Hills 90210?

All: [singing] Oh, every day another new adventure! Every mile another new zip code! And the cares we had are gone for good!

Max: [singing] And I’d go with them if I could.

All: [singing] I got no strings on me! I’m feeling fancy free! How wonderful to be... on the open road!

Boy: Cool concert, lad!

Max: What?

Another Boy: You wailed, bud!

Girl: Hey, Max. Wicked dance!

Max: Thanks!

Stacey: [comes by and pushes the girl away] Forget it, girl. He’s Roxanne’s.

PJ: Way to go, man! I just heard about you and Roxanne! You stud!

Max: Oh, Peej!

PJ: [chanting] See? See? I told you our plan would work! Max! Max!

Max: Peej, knock it off! Shhh!

Bobby: Maximum! Maximum!

Cheerleaders: Max! Max! Max!

Max: [lip synching; kicks the gate of his home open and walks through] All I need is half a chance, a second thought, a second glance will prove I got whatever it takes. It’s a piece of cake. To stand out above the crowd. Even if I gotta shout out loud. ‘Til mine is the only face you’ll see. Gonna stand out. Stand out, hey. Stand out. (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Stand Out. ‘Til mine is the only face you’ll see. Gonna stand out so you notice me. Going somewhere, Pop?

Goofy: Sure are, Pal-a-roony!

Max: Cool. Well, have a good time, Dad. If you’re gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line.

Goofy: [puts the stuff in his car] But Max, this isn’t just my vacation. It’s a vacation with me and my best buddy!

Max: Oh, Donald Duck?

Goofy: No, silly. With you!

Goofy: Are you okay, Maxie?

Max: [gets up] Wha..What did you say?

Max: [annoyed] I think I’m gonna be sick.

Goofy: Hey! Got a present for ya!

Max: [as Goofy puts a life vest on him] Dad! Stop! I can't---- I can't... do it!

Goofy: [pulls a cord and the vest inflates] You look just like I did at your age!

Max: [gets worried] Please don’t say that, Dad.

Goofy: [laughs] Wait! I saved the best for last! It’s been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof! And now, it’s yours, son.

Max: A stick?

Goofy: [reveals a fishing pole] No, silly. A fishing pole!

Max: [shocked and annoyed] Fishing? We’re going fishing?

Goofy: Yup, just like my dad and me did! Two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny, away from it all!

Max: [stubbornly tells Goofy off] I don’t wanna be away from it all, Dad! I like it all!

Goofy: [shows Max a map] Hey, look, Maxie! We’re using the same map me and my dad used. We’ll take the same route and make the same stops and see the same sights…

Max: [shocked] But that trip would take weeks, Dad!

Goofy: Exactly! Getting there's half the fun!

Max: [angrily pushes the map away] Put the map away, Dad. It’s not gonna happen, I’m telling you, it’s not…

Goofy: [puts the map back on the car] Careful, son! You’ll wrinkle my past. And our future! What the map says, Max, we will follow!

Max: That’s very mystical and everything, Dad, but, uh... seriously, there’s this party I have to go to…

Goofy: [holds his hat] Oh, there’ll be plenty of time for parties when you’re older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I’d never even been invited to a party! And look at me now!

Max: Great, Dad.

Goofy: [opens car door] Hop in, Maxie!

Max: [angrily closes the car door] No.

Goofy: [thinks for a second, then starts to feel very sad] All right, then. Guess I’ll just have to go all alone. That’s all. Just sit in the boat all alone. And talk to myself all alone.

Max: I guess so.

Goofy: [frustratedly opens the car door] Aw, come on, hop in!

Max: [angrily shuts it] No, Dad.

Goofy: [frustratedly opens it] Just hop right in there!

Max: [angrily shuts it] NO!

Goofy: [frustrated; calmly; goes around to his door and gets in] Come on, Maxie! Go for it! We’re ready for take off! Set for adventure, Maxie?

Max: [frustrated] Why are you doing this to me, Dad?

Goofy: ‘Cause, I don’t want ya to end up in the electric chair!

Max: The electric chair? What are you…

Goofy: I’m not giving up on ya, son. Together, we’re gonna work this out.

Max: Work this out? But, Dad…

Goofy: [holds his hand to stop Max from speaking; starts the car and back out; accidentally runs over his fence while turning into the street.] No buts about it, Maxie Boy! Your ol’ pop knows best. Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox! Goodbye, pile of broken wood.

Max: Goodbye, hopes. Goodbye, dreams. Goodbye, Roxanne. Roxanne! Dad, I-I gotta stop somewhere first. I-I have to talk to someone!

Goofy: Well…

Goofy: Now make it quick, Maxie boy. We gotta put some road behind us.

Max: [walks up to the front door; rings the doorbell] You get to cancel your first date in less than an hour. Must be some kind of lame-o record.

Max: Hi! Is Roxanne home? Uh, m-my name is Max. Does... Roxanne live here? Does she even live on this block?

Roxanne: Wait! It’s okay, Daddy. Max is a friend from school. Go on. Go on. Good Daddy. Hey, Max. You wanna, uh... have a seat?

Roxanne: Daddy! I promise he’ll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party.

Max: Yeah, that’s, uh, sorta why I came by.

Roxanne: I’m really looking forward to it, Max.

Max: Yeah, I was, too.

Roxanne: Was?

Max: Well, you see my dad’s on this stupid father/son kick, and…

Roxanne: Oh, don’t worry about it, Max. It’s just a dumb party.

Max: No, it’s not! Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you. I…

Roxanne: No, Max, I understand. Really, it's okay, these things happen…

Max: My dad surprised me, I don’t even wanna go, but I have no choice.

Roxanne: I’m sure I can find someone else.

Max: Someone else?

Roxanne: I’ll just talk to you later.

Max: [thinking quickly] Um, uh, Roxanne, uh... my dad is, uh... my dad’s taking me to the Powerline concert in Los Angeles!

Roxanne: Your dad’s taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?

Max: Uh... well - you see, uh, my dad... um, knew... knows - knows Powerline! They-they used to play together! In-in a band! Yeah!

Goofy: Come on, son! Let’s get this show on the road!

Max: Just a minute, you… party… animal, you.

Roxanne: You’re really serious!

Max: Absolutely. So uh... you aren’t still thinking of going with someone else, are you?

Roxanne: Well, I guess…

Max: Because, I was hoping I could, uh, wave to you on-stage when we join Powerline for the final number.

Roxanne: This is incredible!

Max: Well - I wouldn’t miss our date for anything that wasn’t incredible, Roxanne.

Roxanne: [kisses Max on the cheek] Have a great time at the concert, Max. I’ll see you on TV!

Max: I’m in deep sludge.

Max: [depressed] I’m a failure--complete loser! My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.

Bobby: [reveals something he has been working on for a while; stuffs the cheese in his mouth] Uh, huh! Max! Look! It’s the leaning tower of cheeza!

PJ: [comes out of the Principal’s office with a vacant look on his face] Oh, man! My dad is gonna smash me like a bug!

Bobby: [laughs jokingly] Hey, PJ! Detention!

Principal Mazur: Robert Zimmeruski.

Bobby: [nervously calls Mazur; hands Max can of cheese; wheels the dolly of video equipment into Principal Mazur’s office and gives Max a double thumbs up] Okay, I’m coming! Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude. Hey, Mazur! What’s up, bro!

Stacey: [fading] …with all those kids in my house the place will be like a sauna so I’m all freaked out, but then I thought, "Like, use it!" So my theme's gonna be: "Powerline Goes Rain Forest"! Too much? Roxanne, are you listening?

Stacey: Ahhhh!

Roxanne: No, I don’t wanna…

Stacey: [whispers] Talk to him!

Stacey: [whispers] Tap him!

Max: [looks at Roxanne and smiles, gets up out of the chair then starts to help Roxanne pick up the papers and books] Gosh, I’m... I’m sorry.

Roxanne: It’s okay. Really.

Roxanne: Um, I-I liked your dance.

Max: Yeah. Yeah? Uh, yeah! It’s from Powerline’s new video!

Roxanne: I know! He’s, he’s totally a genius!

Max: Uh, yeah! He, he’s doing a concert next week in Los Angeles!

Roxanne: Oh, yeah! Stacey is showing it at her party.

Max: [fidgets and fumbles for a while; cough] Um, uh, Roxanne, I was, uh, sorta kinda thinking that maybe I’d, uh, ask you to go with me, that is, to the … party. Of course if you don’t want to I’d completely understand!

Roxanne: Well, I was, sorta kinda thinking that … I’d love to!

Max: Yeah?

Roxanne: Yeah!

Max: Good!

Roxanne: Great!

Max: Terrific!

Roxanne: Wonderful!

Max: All right!

Roxanne: Okay!

Stacey: [grabs Roxanne’s arm and beings to drag her away] Come on, Roxanne. We don’t wanna belabor the moment now, do we?

Roxanne: Well, I’d better be going.

Max: I’ll, uh, call you later!

Roxanne: [she backs into the door. Giggles nervously, then with a final "Bye." leaves the office.] Okay! Bye!

Stacey: See? That wasn’t so bad! I told you men are easy to deal with!

Max: [grabs Miss Maples and beings to mambo with her] Yes! She said yes! Woo hoo hoo hoo! Everybody mambo!

Miss Maples: It’s not my break yet!

Bobby: Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her!

Principal Mazur: [enraged] Miss Maples! Get that boy’s father on the phone at once!

Miss Maples: [sing-songish] Yes sir! Right away, sir!

Goofy: Hello.

Principal Mazur: Uh, yes, Mr. Goof. This is Principal Mazur. I’m calling in regard to your son, Maximillian.

Goofy: Max? Oh my gosh! Is he hurt?

Principal Mazur: [enraged] No, Mr. Goof. He’s in trouble!

Goofy: Trouble? What kinda trouble?

Principal Mazur: Dressed like a gang member..

Goofy: Gang member?

Principal Mazur: …your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!

Goofy: Riot? It couldn’t be my…

Principal Mazur: [ticked off; angrily hangs up the phone] If I were you, Mr. Goof, I’d seriously re-evaluate the way you’re raising your child, before he ends up IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!

Goofy: [lets the phone drop; bathed in a beam of blue light] The electric chair? What am I gonna do?

PA: Blue light special on aisle 3. Blue light special on aisle 3.

Goofy: [bobs the head of one of the figures, which bounces around a while] Lake Destiny.

Pete: Okay, kiddo, now smile!

Goofy: Lake Destiny, Idaho!

Pete: Lake Whodawhata…

Goofy: You were right, Pete. Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between father and son! You said so yourself!

Pete: Well, yeah, but, ah…

Goofy: [takes off his hat and dances away, then puts it back on] I’m going fishing! I’m going fishing with my boy!

Pete: Yah! Okay, precious, give me a big smi…

Little girl: [giggles as she runs after Goofy] Fishy! Fishy!

Goofy: [A photo studio a rubber duck and making baby sounds; A baby girl named kimmie. He squeezes a rubber ducky, the squeaker on the rubber ducky pops out which caused Goofy to choke and accidentally swallows it, squeaks when he tried to speak. The child likes it and breaks into a big smile. Goofy takes advantage of this to begin taking pictures and playing peekaboo with the child] A-hyuck! Come on, smile! Smiley wiley! Aw, come on, Kimmie! Gimme a big…

Pete: [furiously come up behind Goofy, angrily slaps him on the back and knocks the squeaker out of Goofy’s throat] Stop goofing around! We got work to do!

Goofy: Okay, Kimmie, back to mommy, now. A-hyuck! You're such a cute little girlie. Oh, come back and see me!

Mommy: Oh, you have such a way with children!

Pete: [angrily mocks Kimmie's mother] You have such a way with children! Pleh!

Goofy: [approaches a little girl and her mother she bored. A waiting for a picture] Okay, now! Who’s next over he…

Pete: [grabs Goofy out of his way] Step aside, Goof. Let a pro show ya how it’s done. Okay! Who’s next over here? Heh, heh! Oh, hello precious..

Pete: [holds his knee] Doh! Ow! You lucky woman! Now-now, now you come on here, honey! It’s picture time! She’s so cute!

Little girl: [giggles and hides] Peekaboo! Peekaboo!

Goofy: Gosh, Pete. You sure are good with kids.

Pete: Oh, yeah. Well, they love me. Why, PJ, he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.

Goofy: Really? Where you going?

Pete: Camping! Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and a son.

Goofy: Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.

Pete: I don't know, Goof. Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents. For all you know, he's running around with some gang and stealing stuff and causing riots, and...

Goofy: Oh, Max is a good kid. He'd never get mixed up in something like that.

Max: I can’t believe I did that! She finally says "hi" to me and what do I do? I choke! Uhyuck! Like a big spaz!

PJ: Where have you been, buddy?

Max: Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?

PJ: Look, Max, if my Dad catches me with this he’ll kill me! Are you sure we gotta do this?

Max: It’s my only chance, Peej. To Roxanne I’m just a nobody! But after today…

Max: [squints into it] Bobby!

Max: Wow! All this is for us?

Bobby: Mmmmm. Slurpage!

Max: Oh, this is going to be so great, man!

Bobby: [wraps around Max] Dude, need fundage, bro.

Max: [reaches into his backpack, and brings out a bag, handing it to Bobby] Oh, your fee! Yeah, yeah! Right here.

Bobby: [reaches into the bag and pull out an aerosol can; wolf howl; sprays an enormous amount of the cheese into his mouth, smacks his lips and coughs, spraying Max and PJ with cheese] Cheddar! Cheddar Whizzie! Mmm. It's pretty scrumptious! Let’s do it, ladies!

Stacey: As student body president, I just want to say, like, "yea" to all of us for a really neat year.

Trekkie: Yo, Stacey! Talk to me! Talk to me! Talk to me, baby!

Stacey: And also that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday to watch the Powerline concert live on Pay-per-view.

Stacey: Thank you. Thank you very much. And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.

Principal Mazur: Thank you, Stacey! And good morning, boys and girls! You know, every year, on the last day of school, I have several youngsters approach me and say, "Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation? We don’t want to waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends…

Chad: Say, uh, Roxanne. About Stacey’s party…

Max: [closes the curtain, and zips up his Powerline costume] How are you, uh, how are you doing down there, Bobby?

Bobby: Don’t give me that attitude, you guys. I’m doing it all for you.

PJ: [trips on the wires backstage and partially goes under the curtain] This is nuts! I don’t know why I let you guys talk me into this. If my dad finds out, he’s gonna nuke my entire existence!

Max: Oh, I hope this works!

Principal Mazur: [The spotlight goes out] …how about Science Slumber Parties! What the...

Principal Mazur: [notices the screen rising; A trap door open up under the podium and it and Principal Mazur disappear down it] What? Hey! I’m not going to just...

Max: [lip synching] Some people settle for the typical thing: living all their lives waiting in the wings. It ain’t a question of if, just a matter of time, before I move to the front of the line. And once you watching every move that I make, you gotta believe that I got what it takes. To stand out above the crowd even if I gotta shout out loud. ‘Til mine is the only face you’ll see. Gonna stand out ‘til you notice me.

Bobby: [turns on a CO2 fire extinguisher] A little smokage! Arooo-oo-ooo!

Max: [lip synching] If I make you stop and take a look at me instead of just walking by, there’s nothing that I wouldn’t do if it was getting you to notice I’m alive. All I need is half a chance, a second thought, a second glance will prove I got whatever it takes. It’s a piece of cake.

Max: [lips synching; grabs a basketball and slam dunks it. As he swings back, he reaches out for Roxanne’s outstretched hand] To stand out above the crowd. Even if I gotta shout out loud. ‘Til mine is the only face you’ll see. Gonna…

Girl: Wow! Who is that guy?

Boy: Hey, it’s the Goof Boy!

Bobby: We’re busted!

Goofy: [comes around from the back; kisses Max] Maxie! Wait up! You forgot your lunch! Have a good day!

Max: [singing] They’ve been laughing since I can remember, but they’re not gonna laugh anymore! No more "Maxie the geek"! No more "Goof of the week" like before!

Girl tearing up test: [singing] No more algebra tests ‘til September!

Boy: [singing] No more looking at losers like him!

Bully with crib notes on arm: [singing] No more having to cheat!

Another Bully: [singing] No more mystery meat!

Boy: [singing] No more gym!

Another Boy: [singing] No more gym!

Yet Another Boy: [singing] No more gym!

Yet Another Another Boy: [shouting] No more gym!

Girl with credit cards: [singing] Gonna move to the mall!

Beach Boy: [singing] Gonna live in the pool!

Max: [singing] Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool!

All: [singing] ‘Cause after today I’m gonna be cruising!

Max: [singing] After today she’ll be mine!

All: [singing] After today my brains’ll be snoozing!

Max: [singing] If I don’t faint, I’ll be fine!

Twin Girls: [singing] I’ve got forty more minutes of Home Economics!

Twin Boys: [singing] Then down with the textbooks…

Nerdy Boys: [singing] And up with the comics!

Max: [singing] Just think of all of the time I’ve been losing, finding the right thing to say!

All: [singing] But things’ll be going my way, after today!

Max: [waves, but Roxanne does not see him, singing] She looked right through me! And who could blame her? I need a new me, plus some positive proof that I’m not just a goof! And…

All: [singing] After today I’m gonna be cruising!

Two Girls in black: [singing] No more pep rallies to cut!

All: [singing] After today my brains’ll be snoozing!

Bus Driver: [singing] I’m gonna sit on my butt!

Max: [singing; slides down the banister and accidentally bumps into Principal Mazur] I’ve got less than an hour and when this is ended, I’ll either be famous…

Principal Mazur: [shakes his fist, singing] Or you’ll be suspended!

All: [singing] Just think of all of the time I’ve been losing, waiting until I could say: Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents good-bye! Gonna party from now ‘til the end of July! Things’ll be going my way after today!

Max: [singing; starts to step down, but trips and tumbles down, falling flat on his face at the bottom, losing his hat and shades] I wish that this was the day after today!

Roxanne: [comes over and helps him up] Are you all right?

Max: [puts on his hat and shades; starts laughing, the emits a Goofy "Uhyuck!", covers his mouth and dashes away, accidentally tripping over some garbage cans. He looks back at Roxanne for a moment, then runs away with an cry of anguish] Yeah, yeah, I’m okay, I just ah, duh,…

Roxanne: Max… Max… Max…

Max: [appears close up and gasps at the sound of his name. He looks around for the source, finally squinting into the audience. The camera reverses viewpoint to show a tall pedestal with a female figure on top. Max begins to run through the wheat toward it. Finally reaching the clearing in the wheat, Max can now see who is on the pedestal clearly, a beautiful girl, in Max’s age; A girl, named Roxanne, is holding a white dandelion and she gently blows the seeds toward Max. Max is mesmerized by the seeds. Roxanne leaps from atop the pedestal and gracefully glides down toward Max. Max attempts to catch her, but they end up falling down on the ground. They giggle for a while, then look at each other. Max sighs. Roxanne puckers her lips for a kiss. Suddenly the sky changes to overcast gray and the wheat changes to thorns. Roxanne gasps and draw away, shocked. The camera switches to Max, who now has incredibly large buck teeth; notices his teeth. Then his ears grow, and his hands. Roxanne backs off, terrified. Max's feet grow so big they burst out of his shoes and he continues to grow and change until he looks exactly like his father, Goofy. Roxanne screams. Max feels a Goofy laugh force its way out of his throat like the howl of a werewolf] Roxanne? What’s wrong?

Max: [picks up the receiver and answers it] Hello? Hello?

PJ: [on phone] Max? Where the heck are you, man?

Max: PJ?

PJ: [on phone] You should have been here an hour ago!

Max: [hits his alarm clock which was showing 4:02. The numbers spin then show 7:50; leaps out of bed and begins to dress while still on the phone and puts on his pants] What? What are you… Hold on. Oh, no!

PJ: [on phone] Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off!

Max: No way, man! It’s now or never!

PJ: [on phone] Well, you better get a move on! I’ll meet you at my locker!

Goofy: [open the door to Max’s room, dressed in his green hat, orange top, purple vest, blue pants and brown shoes and has a vacuum cleaner with him] Morning, son!

Max: [embarrassed; yanks up his pants out of embarrassment] DAD!!!

Goofy: [shuts door, knocks, then opens it again] Oops! I forgot. Morning, son! I came to see if you had any…dirty…clothes…

Max: [grabs his shirt and puts it on] Well, there they are! Help yourself!

Goofy: [notices that then entire floor is covered with dirty clothes] Max! I thought we talked about this.

Max: [puts on his shoes] Yeah, look, I’m sorry, Dad. I’ll take care of it later!

Goofy: What’s the big rush?

Max: [grabs his baseball hat, shades and his backpack] I’m running late.

Goofy: [begins to vacuum up the dirty clothes] Well, I could drive you on my way to work.

Max: Uh, no thanks. I..uh..I need the exercise.

Goofy: [accidentally allows the vacuum nozzle to get too close to a cardboard cut out of a singing rock star and The head of it gets sucked in] Aw, come on, Max!

Max: [grabs the cut out, while Goofy holds the vacuum, turns off the vacuum and extracts the cut out, which has been curled in a couple of places; enraged] DAD! Aw, Dad! You ruined it!

Goofy: [apologizes to Max] Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?

Max: It’s only Powerline, Dad. The biggest rock star on the planet.

Goofy: Oh, not bigger than Xavier Cugat, The Mambo King! Everybody mambo! Mambo, mambo, mam-bo!

Max: [extracts himself from Goofy and dashes out the door] Dad! Aw, come on, there’s no time for this! What if the neighbors see us, huh?

Bobby: [shows Max his "cheesy" model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa] Max, look! It's the Leaning Tower of Cheeza!

Pete: [sees Max and Goofy being chased by Bigfoot alarmed] What's the idea?! BIGFOOT!

Max: ['''Goofy''': Look, Max!; '''Goofy''': Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? You're out of focus.] Uh, D-D-D-Dad, it's BIGFOOT!

Max: I can't believe I did that! She finally says "hi" to me, and what do I do?! I choke! "A-hyuck!" Like a big spaz!

Goofy: Day one. Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boy hood. And here's Maxie! A-hyuck! Say hi, Max!

Goofy: Behold the legendary Bigfoot!

Goofy: [backs up and damages his fence] Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! Goodbye, pile of broken wood!